After she put the smelling salts away and I managed to sit up I confessed that yes, there were one or two things that needed minor adjustment. And—who knew?—the trivial annoyances fucked right off shortly thereafter.

Iris couldn't do anything about my biggest headaches—as Angleton's secretary, I get to carry his cans all the time—but she even managed to make him ease up a little in April, when I was overbooked for two simultaneous liaison committee meetings (one in London, one in Belgium) and he wanted me to go digging in the stacks for a file so vitally important that it had last been seen in the mid-1950s, slightly chewed on by mice.

I don't know where in hell they found her, but as managers go she's all I can ask for. I don't know much about her home life—some Laundry staff socialize after work, others just don't, and I guess she's one of the compartmentalized kind—but she seems like the type of manager who learned her people skills in the process of steering a big, unruly family around, rather than in business school. The iron whim is tempered with patience, and she's a better shoulder to cry on than any member of the clergy I've ever met. People who work for her actually want to make her happy.

Which goes some way towards explaining, I hope, what happened later—and why, when Iris ordered me to scram, I hurried to obey.

But not what I did on my way out of the office.

ANGLETON'S OFFICE IS DOWN A STAIRCASE AND ROUND A bend, in a windowless cul-de-sac that I'll swear occupies the fitting rooms at the back of the M&S opposite C&A—I've never been able to make the geometry of this building line up. But that's not surprising.

When the rest of us upped sticks and moved to the New Annexe two years ago (to make way for redevelopment of the old Service House site under some kind of public-private partnership deal), there was much headless-chicken emulation, and many committee meetings, and probably several stress-induced heart attacks due to the complexity of the relocation. Angleton didn't show up to any of the planning meetings, ignored the memos and pre-uplift checklists and questionnaires, and cut the woman from Logistics and Relocation dead when she tried to shoulder-barge his office. But when we got to the end of it, what do you know? His office was at the bottom of the rear stairwell in the New Annexe, just as if it had always been there, green enameled metal door and all.