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Chapters (43)
  1. Cover
  2. Title
  3. Dedication
  4. Prologue
  5. Part One
  6. one
  7. two
  8. three
  9. four
  10. five
  11. six
  12. seven
  13. eight
  14. nine
  15. ten
  16. eleven
  17. twelve
  18. Part two
  19. one
  20. two
  21. three
  22. four
  23. five
  24. six
  25. seven
  26. eight
  27. nine
  28. ten
  29. eleven
  30. twelve
  31. thirteen
  32. fourteen
  33. fifteen
  34. sixteen
  35. seventeen
  36. Epilogue
  37. Acknowledgments
  38. Reader's Guide
  39. The Perils of PrivilegeAn Essay by Ed Tarkington
  40. Questions for Discussion
  41. Also by Ed Tarkington
  42. About the Author
  43. Praise for The Fortunate Ones

“He pays someone to do that for him. Jamie just shows up whenever he likes and holds court.”

“I guess he’s still boozing pretty hard, then.”

“He’s cooled out a little since his son was born.”

“Jamie has a son?”

“Yep. Name’s Isaac. Three years old. Real sweet kid. The mom’s a little rough around the edges. Crystal was a cocktail waitress at the restaurant. I warned Jamie it was a bad idea to sleep with the waitresses. ‘Don’t shit where you eat,’ I said. But when did Jamie ever take advice? Anyway, when the girl told him she was pregnant, he insisted on a paternity test. Once he was sure it was his, he accused her of getting pregnant on purpose. So they didn’t exactly get off on the right foot.”

“Your mother-in-law must be thrilled to have another cocktail waitress in the family. Especially one named Crystal.”

“Don’t be a snob.”

“I’m not,” I said. “But the former Mrs. Haltom is.”

“Fair enough.”

“How happy is Aunt Cici to be a grandmother?”

“I think she’s seen Isaac maybe twice. Won’t even be in the same room with Crystal. Aunt Cici and Jamie don’t cross paths much anyway. She spends most of the year down in Florida now. Found herself this French Canadian guy. Kind of her ‘kept man.’ When she’s home, she stays in this little town house she bought out near Cheekwood.”

“Who bought the house?”

Arch scratched the back of his neck.

“Actually,” he said, “we live there now. Vanessa and I. Aunt Cici offered it to us. Made a big pitch about not giving up the family home and so forth. Signed over the deed and everything.”

“What about Jamie?” I said. “Isn’t he entitled to half of it?”

“Aunt Cici wrote him out of her will after Crystal,” he said. “Don’t worry about Jamie. His tastes are too unimaginative to run through his trust fund for at least another ten years.”

The food arrived. The bells from the Parroquia pealed. Nine o’clock. It felt earlier.

We talked about Nashville, and painting, and the Yeatman people Arch kept up with. He’d joined the Young Alumni Board. Kip Dodd had retired. They’d had a bust made of him to be displayed in a glass case in the library. Walker Varnadoe had died, of pancreatic cancer.

“Varnadoe gone,” I said.

I thought of the last time I saw him, reciting El Brocense in the art room. For a moment, sadness overcame me, as if all the truths in Varnadoe’s Latin aphorisms had died with him.

“He’d been sick for a long time,” Arch said. “He was already dying when you were still in school.”

“Is that another thing you knew but thought better of telling me?”

“No,” Arch said. “No one knew. Not even Dodd.”