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Chapters (42)
  1. DEDICATION
  2. EPIGRAPH
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. TWENTY-FOUR
  27. TWENTY-FIVE
  28. TWENTY-SIX
  29. TWENTY-SEVEN
  30. TWENTY-EIGHT
  31. TWENTY-NINE
  32. THIRTY
  33. THIRTY-ONE
  34. THIRTY-TWO
  35. THIRTY-THREE
  36. THIRTY-FOUR
  37. THIRTY-FIVE
  38. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  39. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  40. ALSO BY RICHARD KADREY
  41. CREDITS
  42. ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

“What do we need muscle for?” said Morty.

“Because I don’t necessarily trust Babylon a hundred percent. If things get peculiar, I’d like to know we have someone who can move heavy objects and people out of our way. Maybe Johnny Ringo?”

Morty frowned. “You’re batting zero today. He’s out of the business, too.”

“What, did he lift something and now he’s got a hernia?”

“Worse,” said Morty, gathering up the remains of his lunch and putting them back in the paper bag. “He got Jesus.”

“How did that happen?”

“He was carrying some copper pipes off a construction site downtown and got hit by lightning.”

“Lightning? When do we get lightning in L.A.?”

Morty pointed at Coop. “That’s the thing. It was a freak storm. Came out of nowhere. After he got hit, he talked about seeing angels and choirs and his dead aunt Ada.”

“Sounds more like he was high.”

“Oh yeah, he was also that at the time,” said Morty. “We probably don’t need him for that reason alone.”

“So who else do you know?”

Morty leaned back with his hands behind his head. “How about Tintin?”

“I don’t know him.”

“He’s from San Francisco. Put himself through community college doing a strongman act at Fisherman’s Wharf during the day and spotting curses for crooks at night. He’s our guy.”

“Why does someone who went to school want to do this kind of work?” said Coop.

Morty shrugged. “’Cause he’s a crook.”

“Fair enough.”

“Are we going to need any gear from Babylon?”

Coop took a piece of paper from his pocket. “Yeah. I made a list while you were gone. A lot of it’s the equipment I lost after the Bellicose Mansion job.”

Morty gave Coop a wounded look. “I’m so sorry about that.”

“Stop apologizing. It happened. It’s over.”

“Thanks.”

Coop handed Morty the list. “Don’t think this means you’re off the hook. I just don’t want to talk about it right now.”

“Right. Later.”

“Later. Right now, call Babylon.”

“Then you want to see a movie?”

“A movie?” said Coop.

“Yeah, a movie. You know. We’re in Hollywood. The entertainment capital of the planet,” said Morty. “I thought you might like to be entertained.”

Coop nodded. “Yeah. Okay. A movie. But nothing with subtitles,” he said. “If I want to read a book, I’ll stay home and read a book.”

“When’s the last time you read a book?”

“In prison. I read a lot of books. There wasn’t much else to do.”

Morty threw the remains of their lunch away. “I’m so sorry.”

“Stop it.”

ELEVEN