Back The Everything Box
Chapters (42)
  1. DEDICATION
  2. EPIGRAPH
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. TWENTY-FOUR
  27. TWENTY-FIVE
  28. TWENTY-SIX
  29. TWENTY-SEVEN
  30. TWENTY-EIGHT
  31. TWENTY-NINE
  32. THIRTY
  33. THIRTY-ONE
  34. THIRTY-TWO
  35. THIRTY-THREE
  36. THIRTY-FOUR
  37. THIRTY-FIVE
  38. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  39. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  40. ALSO BY RICHARD KADREY
  41. CREDITS
  42. ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

“You know,” said Jorge. “Now I kind of have to go to the bathroom.”

“Me, too,” said Steve. He looked at Jerry in the rearview. “But don’t you dare tell Tommy.”

Coop was putting his tools into the duffel, for once feeling pretty good about the world. When his phone rang, the screen said GISELLE. He thumbed it on.

“Hey you. I was just about to head over. How are you doing?”

“Is this Coop?” said a man’s voice.

“Who’s this?” Coop said, the good feelings evaporating, as they usually did for him.

“We picked up something of yours tonight. Your lady friend. Giselle Petersen, according to her driver’s license.”

Coop spoke very coolly and precisely, trying to keep all emotion out of his voice. “I’d like to speak to her.”

“You can talk all you like. After you give us back what’s rightfully ours.”

Not this again.

“You’re the glee club, aren’t you?”

“The who?”

“The screw-ups who broke into the Blackmoore Building the other night.”

“Yeah. We’re also the screw-ups that have your girl. You know what we want.”

“The box.”

“The box.”

“I don’t have it.”

Coop didn’t hear anything for a minute. “Hello? You still there?”

“Well, where is it?” The voice sounded almost as frustrated as he felt.

“Someone else has it. I can get it back, but it’ll take some time.”

“How long?”

Coop thought for a second, calculating how much bullshit he could shovel in the voice’s direction. “Seventy-two hours.”

“Are you kidding? Why not take the rest of the month off? Go to Mexico. Get a tan.”

“Listen. The box is locked up tight. But I can do it in maybe forty-eight hours.”

The line seemed to go dead again. Coop waited, hoping asking for seventy-two hours would get him the forty-eight he wanted.

“I don’t know,” said the voice reluctantly. “Forty-eight is a long time.”

“It’s not like they’re selling these things at Ikea. If you want the box, it’s going to take forty-eight hours.”

The voice took another second. Coop wished he was at the DOPS building. They probably had all kinds of ways to trace the call.

“Okay,” said the man’s voice. “You have forty-eight hours. And don’t even dream about trying anything cute. Or you know what.”

“Yeah. You’re going to do something even dumber than the other night.”

“No, we won’t.”

“Right. How could you be dumber than that?”

“I mean we’re going to kill her, tough guy.”

“No, you won’t, because if you hurt her you’re never going to see the box.”

The man’s voice suddenly sounded far away, like he had his hand over the phone. “What? The keys to the bathroom are in my desk drawer,” he said. Then his voice went back to normal. “Did you say something?”

“I’ll call you when I get it.”