Back The Everything Box
Chapters (42)
  1. DEDICATION
  2. EPIGRAPH
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. TWENTY-FOUR
  27. TWENTY-FIVE
  28. TWENTY-SIX
  29. TWENTY-SEVEN
  30. TWENTY-EIGHT
  31. TWENTY-NINE
  32. THIRTY
  33. THIRTY-ONE
  34. THIRTY-TWO
  35. THIRTY-THREE
  36. THIRTY-FOUR
  37. THIRTY-FIVE
  38. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  39. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  40. ALSO BY RICHARD KADREY
  41. CREDITS
  42. ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

The manta bat circled the room again and went out the door, somehow pulling the thing closed behind it. Salzman clicked his pen and set it on his papers. “Coop, I think the floor is yours.”

Coop stared at the door for a few seconds more and turned to Salzman. “What was that?”

“That was Roderick. One of my assistants upstairs.”

“One of your Peculiar Science projects?”

“Yes. What do you think?”

Coop sighed. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but any job offer that starts with a kidnapping and ends with a delivery bat, it’s one I have to respectfully decline. We had a deal before, and that’s the one I want to stick to.”

Salzman frowned. “I’m sorry to hear that. And yes, for what it’s worth, I think we could have approached you better at the beginning, but there it is. Even we can’t go back in time and fix things. Well, we can, but people tend to return without bones or veins or some damned thing. I don’t remember.”

“So, we’re okay? The original deal stands? I can just walk away?” said Coop.

“Of course. We’re men and women of our word around here,” said Salzman, stacking the papers in his folder. “I assume you turned in your company equipment from last night’s escapade?”

“Yes. Last night before I left.”

“Very good.”

“I have a couple more quick questions. Will I get back any of the money I used to get Giselle and me out of that bar in Squid City?”

“Do you have a receipt?” said Salzman.

“No.”

“Then I’m afraid I can’t help you.”

“Okay. How about getting reimbursed for the clothes Dick Tracy over there threw out of the van on the way over here?”

“Again, do you have a receipt?”

“Yes.”

“Oh. Well then, we can probably do something about that. Would one of you get him the forms to fill out?”

Giselle got up, went to a file cabinet in a corner of the room, and came back with some papers. She dropped them on the table in front of Coop without a word.

Nelson looked around. “So, that’s it? This guy does one little job and he gets to walk away scot-free after attacking me?” said Nelson.

“That is the way it looks,” said Salzman. He stood up, took the folder and the box under one arm, and held out his hand while Coop was filling out the form. “No chance of changing your mind?”

“I’m afraid not,” said Coop.

“Well, thanks for your good work. And a great personal thanks for the box.”

“Sure,” said Coop. “Glad to do it.”