Back The Everything Box
Chapters (42)
  1. DEDICATION
  2. EPIGRAPH
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. TWENTY-FOUR
  27. TWENTY-FIVE
  28. TWENTY-SIX
  29. TWENTY-SEVEN
  30. TWENTY-EIGHT
  31. TWENTY-NINE
  32. THIRTY
  33. THIRTY-ONE
  34. THIRTY-TWO
  35. THIRTY-THREE
  36. THIRTY-FOUR
  37. THIRTY-FIVE
  38. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  39. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  40. ALSO BY RICHARD KADREY
  41. CREDITS
  42. ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

“Unlike you, I’m trying to help figure out how to make this plan work,” Giselle said.

“What about the roof?” said Bayliss. “Or here. The pipes to the Roman pools. Those are big enough for you to swim through.”

Coop ran his hand over the top of the blueprints. “The roof is loaded with pressure sensors. And even if you could get through, there’s the piranhas.”

“There’s a pool up there?”

“No. An aviary.”

“Babylon has flying piranhas?”

“Babylon has flying piranhas,” said Coop. “And I can’t get in through the pipes because—”

“Let me guess,” said Nelson. “Fire-breathing underwater spider monkeys.”

“No. Explosives around the intake.”

“Damn. So close.”

Coop glanced in his coffee cup again. “I wish we had some fire-breathing monkeys. They could torch the place.”

“How would that help?” said Giselle. “Do you want to go in and die of smoke inhalation?”

“No. I just think it would be fun to burn it down.”

There was a light knock at the door and Salzman came in. “Good afternoon, everyone. I don’t want to interrupt anything, but I wanted to come by and see how you were all doing.”

Coop picked up a spectral chart and dropped it on the desk. “We’re not. Doing, that is. From what I’ve seen on these papers, the job can’t be done. It’s impossible.”

Salzman pushed the papers away from the end of the desk and sat down. “It’s not your job to tell me it’s impossible. It’s your job to tell me how you’re going to do it.”

“How come every time I point out that this job won’t work, one of you helpful schoolmarms says ‘try harder’?”

“Because you’re a—”

“Do not say it.”

“Fuddy-duddy.”

“That’s it. I quit.”

“Fine,” said Salzman. “The prison van will be by for you in an hour. In the meantime, Nelson, why don’t you cuff him?”

“Wait,” said Giselle. “I take it back. He’s not a fuddy-duddy. And he’s telling the truth about the job.”

Coop pushed away some of the plans on the table. “According to this crap, everything is going to get us killed. And by ‘us’ I mean ‘me.’”

“Then do something else,” said Salzman through gritted teeth. “Every building has a weak spot. You just haven’t found this one’s yet.”

“We’re going to need more time,” said Coop.

Nelson came around the table with his cuffs out. Salzman held up a hand to stop him. “Oh, man,” Nelson said.

“How much more time?”

“A week. At least.”