Back The Everything Box
Chapters (42)
  1. DEDICATION
  2. EPIGRAPH
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. TWENTY-FOUR
  27. TWENTY-FIVE
  28. TWENTY-SIX
  29. TWENTY-SEVEN
  30. TWENTY-EIGHT
  31. TWENTY-NINE
  32. THIRTY
  33. THIRTY-ONE
  34. THIRTY-TWO
  35. THIRTY-THREE
  36. THIRTY-FOUR
  37. THIRTY-FIVE
  38. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  39. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  40. ALSO BY RICHARD KADREY
  41. CREDITS
  42. ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

Coop tossed the photo onto the table and stretched his back. “Everything I can see, it’s all designed so you might be able to get in, but you won’t be able to get out. Or there’s a way out, but there’s no way in without setting off fifty alarms.”

Earlier, Nelson had found a drawer full of pencils in a nearby table. He’d spent most of the past hour flipping them overhead at the ceiling. He’d gotten pretty good at it. The acoustic tiles bristled with skinny yellow stalactites. “I told you this guy was a bum,” he said. He continued in a squeaky mocking voice. “Look at me. I’m magic. I’m Tinkerbell. I can get in anywhere.”

“Like you’re any help,” said Bayliss. “Let him work this out.” She looked at Coop. “Can we get you inside with a disguise? You can be there to repair the kitchen sink or deliver a package.”

Coop shook his head. “That still leaves the problem of getting out. The room where Babylon has the box is a complete clusterfuck. There’s no way I can sneak in and out of there without somebody noticing.” He picked up his empty coffee cup for the twentieth time and set it down in disgust. “And even if it’s possible to get in, we’re only assuming he’s keeping the box in his vault. What if he has it in his bedroom? Or he’s using it to store paper clips in his office?”

“He hasn’t opened it. Trust me. We’d know. Every lightbulb and computer in the world would be down,” said Bayliss.

“How exactly do we know it’s in the vault?”

“Our psychics department told us,” said Nelson.

“The DOPS psychics? The bunch who couldn’t figure out when I was stealing the box? Bang-up job. Very reassuring.”

“Bitch. Whine. Bitch.”

“Fine,” Coop said to Nelson. “What’s your plan, Keyser Söze?”

Nelson tossed a pencil at the ceiling, then turned to Coop. “I say we go in guns blazing. A total D-Day operation. We can tell the press we found the real bin Laden.”

“That’s original, I’ll give you that,” said Giselle. “Dumb, but original.”

Coop pointed to a spot on the blueprints. “You send a bunch of agents in through the front door, all you’ll end up with is a lot of dust, bones, and teeth. Maybe someone’s pinky, but that’s being optimistic.”

“So you say, Gandalf,” said Nelson.

“Look at the plans yourself.”

Nelson picked up his pencils and leaned back in his chair. “I’m a supervisor. I’m your supervisor. I’m not here to do your job for you.” He tossed a pencil. It missed and hit him on the head. “Goddammit.”