Back The Everything Box
Chapters (42)
  1. DEDICATION
  2. EPIGRAPH
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. TWENTY-FOUR
  27. TWENTY-FIVE
  28. TWENTY-SIX
  29. TWENTY-SEVEN
  30. TWENTY-EIGHT
  31. TWENTY-NINE
  32. THIRTY
  33. THIRTY-ONE
  34. THIRTY-TWO
  35. THIRTY-THREE
  36. THIRTY-FOUR
  37. THIRTY-FIVE
  38. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  39. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  40. ALSO BY RICHARD KADREY
  41. CREDITS
  42. ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

“A friend of yours?” he said.

“She acted in the silents. She was gone and buried long before I was born.”

“Live fast, die young, and leave a star where drunks can piss on you. I guess there are worse ways to be remembered, but I can’t think of any off the top of my head.”

“An ex-con who blew a promising career because he was a—”

“Don’t say it.”

“Fuddy-duddy.”

“At least I don’t have strangers peeing on me on New Year’s.”

“When do you have strangers pee on you?”

“Keep your fantasies to yourself, please.”

“Oh, and for your information, Catherine isn’t gone in the ectoplasmic sense,” said Giselle. “If you’re lucky, I’ll get to introduce you.” She knelt down by the star and pressed the movie camera. It sank about an inch into the sidewalk until Coop heard a click followed by distant echoes. Giselle reached down and opened the star like a trapdoor. Coop looked around.

“Excuse me, ma’am, but aren’t you being a little indiscreet, magic-wise? We’re right out in the open.”

“Relax,” she said. “No one’s seen us for a block. I’ve been clouding everyone’s mind for five minutes.”

“So, I could go into one of these stores and steal a bottle right now and no one would know? Think about it. The Roosevelt has a great lobby. We could have a few drinks and go back and tell Salzman we didn’t find anything.”

She looked at him. “Are you afraid to go to Jinx Town?”

“Not afraid. Just cautiously trepidatious.”

“Those are ten-dollar words for ‘afraid.’”

“I’d just like to have a better idea of what’s down there. You never told me.”

Giselle pushed the star back on its hinges until it fell with a thud on the sidewalk. “You want to know? Climb in, cowboy.”

“I didn’t say I wanted to know. I said you hadn’t told me.”

“Seriously, Coop. The quicker we get going, the sooner you can run back home with your tail between your legs.”

He peered down into the hole. “Is that supposed to motivate me? You taking a shot at my male pride?”

She smiled. “Did it work?”

“No. But I do like that idea of this being over with. Let’s go.”

“You first,” she said and pointed down into the sidewalk.

He took a small step back. “I have a feeling I’m not the first to say this at this moment, but no fucking way.”

“One of us has to go first, and it’s not going to be me.”

“Why not?”

She pointed to herself, then him. “Me agent. You flight risk. Now climb.”