Chapters (38)
- BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
- Part One
- CHAPTER ONE
- CHAPTER TWO
- CHAPTER THREE
- CHAPTER FOUR
- CHAPTER FIVE
- CHAPTER SIX
- CHAPTER SEVEN
- CHAPTER EIGHT
- CHAPTER NINE
- CHAPTER TEN
- CHAPTER ELEVEN
- CHAPTER TWELVE
- CHAPTER THIRTEEN
- CHAPTER FOURTEEN
- CHAPTER FIFTEEN
- CHAPTER SIXTEEN
- CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
- Part Two
- CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
- CHAPTER NINETEEN
- CHAPTER TWENTY
- CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
- CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
- CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
- CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
- CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
- CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
- CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
- CHAPTER THIRTY
- CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
- CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
- CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
- EPILOGUE
- CHAPTER ONE
Marc was irked. ‘It’s not funny. I’ve still got the taste in my mouth.’
But this only made Jae laugh harder and Marc got annoyed.
‘Little rich girl,’ he sniped. ‘You wouldn’t like it. You’d be crying your eyes out.’
‘VOOM – SPLAT!’ Jae repeated. She’d made herself laugh so hard that her legs were buckling.
‘I’ll show you what it’s like,’ Marc said, lunging forwards and wrapping his arms around her back.
‘No,’ Jae protested, kicking out as he hitched her off the ground. She was impressed by his strength, but she pounded bony fists against his back as he marched towards the open slurry pit at the end of the barn.
‘I’ll tell my dad!’ she squealed. ‘You’ll be in so much trouble.’
‘VOOM – SPLAT!’ Marc replied, as he swung Jae forwards so that her long hair dangled precariously over the foul-smelling pit. The stench had the physical presence of a slap. ‘Do you fancy a swim?’
‘Put me down,’ Jae demanded, her stomach churning as she looked at the flies on the bubbling crust of manure. ‘You oaf. If I get one speck of that on me you’ll be so dead.’
Jae was starting to wriggle and Marc realised he didn’t have the strength to hold her for much longer, so he swung her around and planted her back on the ground.
‘Idiot,’ she hissed, holding her stomach and retching.
‘But it seemed so funny when it happened to me,’ Marc said.
‘Pig head,’ Jae growled, as she swept her hair back into place.
‘Maybe the princess should go back to her big house and practise her Mozart,’ Marc teased, before making a screeching noise like a badly played violin.
Jae was spitting mad, not so much because of what Marc had just done, but because she’d let herself get so fond of him.
‘Mother always told me to stay away from your type,’ Jae said, squinting fiercely into the sunlight at him. ‘Orphans! Look at you, you’ve just washed but even your clean clothes are filthy rags.’
‘Temper, temper,’ Marc grinned.
‘Marc Kilgour, no wonder you work with manure. You are manure.’
Marc was anxious that Jae calm down. She was making a tonne of noise, and Farmer Morel prized his only daughter.
‘Take it easy,’ Marc begged. ‘Us lads muck around, you know? I’m sorry. I’m not used to girls.’
Jae charged forwards and tried to slap Marc across the face, but he dodged out of the way. She swung around to catch him across the back of the head, but her canvas plimsoll skidded on the dry earth and she found herself doing the splits.
Marc reached around to save Jae as her front foot slid forwards, but her smock slipped through his fingers and he could only watch as she toppled into the pit.
1Boche – offensive term for German people.