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Chapters (33)
  1. Title Page
  2. epubBooks Information
  3. Author's Note
  4. 1. How the Nome King Became Angry
  5. 2. How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
  6. 3. How Ozma Granted Dorothy's Request
  7. 4. How The Nome King Planned Revenge
  8. 5. How Dorothy Became a Princess
  9. 6. How Guph Visited the Whimsies
  10. 7. How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
  11. 8. How the Grand Gallipoot Joined The Nomes
  12. 9. How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
  13. 10. How the Cuttenclips Lived
  14. 11. How the General Met the First and Foremost
  15. 12. How they Matched the Fuddles
  16. 13. How the General Talked to the King
  17. 14. How the Wizard Practiced Sorcery
  18. 15. How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
  19. 16. How Dorothy Visited Utensia
  20. 17. How They Came to Bunbury
  21. 18. How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
  22. 19. How Bunnybury Welcomed the Strangers
  23. 20. How Dorothy Lunched With a King
  24. 21. How the King Changed His Mind
  25. 22. How the Wizard Found Dorothy
  26. 23. How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
  27. 24. How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
  28. 25. How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
  29. 26. How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
  30. 27. How the Fierce Warriors Invaded Oz
  31. 28. How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
  32. 29. How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
  33. 30. How the Story of Oz Came to an End

"Everything is wrong," answered the man, dismally. "I can't sleep."

"Why not?" inquired Omby Amby.

"If I go to sleep I'll have to shut my eyes," he explained; "and if I shut my eyes they may grow together, and then I'd be blind for life!"

"Did you ever hear of any one's eyes growing together?" asked Dorothy.

"No," said the man, "I never did. But it would be a dreadful thing, wouldn't it? And the thought of it makes me so nervous I'm afraid to go to sleep."

"There's no help for this case," declared the Wizard; and they went on.

At the next street corner a woman rushed up to them crying:

"Save my baby! Oh, good, kind people, save my baby!"

"Is it in danger?" asked Dorothy, noticing that the child was clasped in her arms and seemed sleeping peacefully.

"Yes, indeed," said the woman, nervously. "If I should go into the house and throw my child out of the window, it would roll way down to the bottom of the hill; and then if there were a lot of tigers and bears down there, they would tear my darling babe to pieces and eat it up!"

"Are there any tigers and bears in this neighborhood?" the Wizard asked.

"I've never heard of any," admitted the woman, "but if there were—"

"Have you any idea of throwing your baby out of the window?" questioned the little man.

"None at all," she said; "but if—"

"All your troubles are due to those "ifs"," declared the Wizard. "If you were not a Flutterbudget you wouldn't worry."

"There's another "if"," replied the woman. "Are you a Flutterbudget, too?"

"I will be, if I stay here long," exclaimed the Wizard, nervously.

"Another "if"!" cried the woman.

But the Wizard did not stop to argue with her. He made the Sawhorse canter all the way down the hill, and only breathed easily when they were miles away from the village.

After they had ridden in silence for a while Dorothy turned to the little man and asked:

"Do "ifs" really make Flutterbudgets?"

"I think the "ifs" help," he answered seriously. "Foolish fears, and worries over nothing, with a mixture of nerves and ifs, will soon make a Flutterbudget of any one."

Then there was another long silence, for all the travelers were thinking over this statement, and nearly all decided it must be true.

The country they were now passing through was everywhere tinted purple, the prevailing color of the Gillikin Country; but as the Sawhorse ascended a hill they found that upon the other side everything was of a rich yellow hue.

"Aha!" cried the Captain General; "here is the Country of the Winkies. We are just crossing the boundary line."

"Then we may be able to lunch with the Tin Woodman," announced the Wizard, joyfully.

"Must we lunch on tin?" asked Aunt Em.