Chapters (33)
- Title Page
- epubBooks Information
- Author's Note
- 1. How the Nome King Became Angry
- 2. How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- 3. How Ozma Granted Dorothy's Request
- 4. How The Nome King Planned Revenge
- 5. How Dorothy Became a Princess
- 6. How Guph Visited the Whimsies
- 7. How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
- 8. How the Grand Gallipoot Joined The Nomes
- 9. How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
- 10. How the Cuttenclips Lived
- 11. How the General Met the First and Foremost
- 12. How they Matched the Fuddles
- 13. How the General Talked to the King
- 14. How the Wizard Practiced Sorcery
- 15. How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- 16. How Dorothy Visited Utensia
- 17. How They Came to Bunbury
- 18. How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- 19. How Bunnybury Welcomed the Strangers
- 20. How Dorothy Lunched With a King
- 21. How the King Changed His Mind
- 22. How the Wizard Found Dorothy
- 23. How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- 24. How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- 25. How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- 26. How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- 27. How the Fierce Warriors Invaded Oz
- 28. How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- 29. How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
- 30. How the Story of Oz Came to an End
"Everything is wrong," answered the man, dismally. "I can't sleep."
"Why not?" inquired Omby Amby.
"If I go to sleep I'll have to shut my eyes," he explained; "and if I shut my eyes they may grow together, and then I'd be blind for life!"
"Did you ever hear of any one's eyes growing together?" asked Dorothy.
"No," said the man, "I never did. But it would be a dreadful thing, wouldn't it? And the thought of it makes me so nervous I'm afraid to go to sleep."
"There's no help for this case," declared the Wizard; and they went on.
At the next street corner a woman rushed up to them crying:
"Save my baby! Oh, good, kind people, save my baby!"
"Is it in danger?" asked Dorothy, noticing that the child was clasped in her arms and seemed sleeping peacefully.
"Yes, indeed," said the woman, nervously. "If I should go into the house and throw my child out of the window, it would roll way down to the bottom of the hill; and then if there were a lot of tigers and bears down there, they would tear my darling babe to pieces and eat it up!"
"Are there any tigers and bears in this neighborhood?" the Wizard asked.
"I've never heard of any," admitted the woman, "but if there were—"
"Have you any idea of throwing your baby out of the window?" questioned the little man.
"None at all," she said; "but if—"
"All your troubles are due to those "ifs"," declared the Wizard. "If you were not a Flutterbudget you wouldn't worry."
"There's another "if"," replied the woman. "Are you a Flutterbudget, too?"
"I will be, if I stay here long," exclaimed the Wizard, nervously.
"Another "if"!" cried the woman.
But the Wizard did not stop to argue with her. He made the Sawhorse canter all the way down the hill, and only breathed easily when they were miles away from the village.
After they had ridden in silence for a while Dorothy turned to the little man and asked:
"Do "ifs" really make Flutterbudgets?"
"I think the "ifs" help," he answered seriously. "Foolish fears, and worries over nothing, with a mixture of nerves and ifs, will soon make a Flutterbudget of any one."
Then there was another long silence, for all the travelers were thinking over this statement, and nearly all decided it must be true.
The country they were now passing through was everywhere tinted purple, the prevailing color of the Gillikin Country; but as the Sawhorse ascended a hill they found that upon the other side everything was of a rich yellow hue.
"Aha!" cried the Captain General; "here is the Country of the Winkies. We are just crossing the boundary line."
"Then we may be able to lunch with the Tin Woodman," announced the Wizard, joyfully.
"Must we lunch on tin?" asked Aunt Em.