Chapters (33)
- Title Page
- epubBooks Information
- Author's Note
- 1. How the Nome King Became Angry
- 2. How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- 3. How Ozma Granted Dorothy's Request
- 4. How The Nome King Planned Revenge
- 5. How Dorothy Became a Princess
- 6. How Guph Visited the Whimsies
- 7. How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
- 8. How the Grand Gallipoot Joined The Nomes
- 9. How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
- 10. How the Cuttenclips Lived
- 11. How the General Met the First and Foremost
- 12. How they Matched the Fuddles
- 13. How the General Talked to the King
- 14. How the Wizard Practiced Sorcery
- 15. How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- 16. How Dorothy Visited Utensia
- 17. How They Came to Bunbury
- 18. How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- 19. How Bunnybury Welcomed the Strangers
- 20. How Dorothy Lunched With a King
- 21. How the King Changed His Mind
- 22. How the Wizard Found Dorothy
- 23. How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- 24. How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- 25. How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- 26. How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- 27. How the Fierce Warriors Invaded Oz
- 28. How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- 29. How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
- 30. How the Story of Oz Came to an End
There must have been from six to eight dozen spoons in the Brigade, and they marched away in the shape of a hollow square, with Dorothy, Billina and Toto in the center of the square. Before they had gone very far Toto knocked over one of the spoons by wagging his tail, and then the Captain of the Spoons told the little dog to be more careful, or he would be punished. So Toto was careful, and the Spoon Brigade moved along with astonishing swiftness, while Dorothy really had to walk fast to keep up with it.
By and by they left the woods and entered a big clearing, in which was the Kingdom of Utensia.
Standing all around the clearing were a good many cookstoves, ranges and grills, of all sizes and shapes, and besides these there were several kitchen cabinets and cupboards and a few kitchen tables. These things were crowded with utensils of all sorts: frying pans, sauce pans, kettles, forks, knives, basting and soup spoons, nutmeg graters, sifters, colanders, meat saws, flat irons, rolling pins and many other things of a like nature.
When the Spoon Brigade appeared with the prisoners a wild shout arose and many of the utensils hopped off their stoves or their benches and ran crowding around Dorothy and the hen and the dog.
"Stand back!" cried the Captain, sternly, and he led his captives through the curious throng until they came before a big range that stood in the center of the clearing. Beside this range was a butcher block upon which lay a great cleaver with a keen edge. It rested upon the flat of its back, its legs were crossed and it was smoking a long pipe.
"Wake up, your Majesty," said the Captain. "Here are prisoners."
Hearing this, King Kleaver sat up and looked at Dorothy sharply.
"Gristle and fat!" he cried. "Where did this girl come from?"
"I found her in the forest and brought her here a prisoner," replied the Captain.
"Why did you do that?" inquired the King, puffing his pipe lazily.
"To create some excitement," the Captain answered. "It is so quiet here that we are all getting rusty for want of amusement. For my part, I prefer to see stirring times."
"Naturally," returned the cleaver, with a nod. "I have always said, Captain, without a bit of irony, that you are a sterling officer and a solid citizen, bowled and polished to a degree. But what do you expect me to do with these prisoners?"
"That is for you to decide," declared the Captain. "You are the King."
"To be sure; to be sure," muttered the cleaver, musingly. "As you say, we have had dull times since the steel and grindstone eloped and left us. Command my Counselors and the Royal Courtiers to attend me, as well as the High Priest and the Judge. We'll then decide what can be done."