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Chapters (33)
  1. Title Page
  2. epubBooks Information
  3. Author's Note
  4. 1. How the Nome King Became Angry
  5. 2. How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
  6. 3. How Ozma Granted Dorothy's Request
  7. 4. How The Nome King Planned Revenge
  8. 5. How Dorothy Became a Princess
  9. 6. How Guph Visited the Whimsies
  10. 7. How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
  11. 8. How the Grand Gallipoot Joined The Nomes
  12. 9. How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
  13. 10. How the Cuttenclips Lived
  14. 11. How the General Met the First and Foremost
  15. 12. How they Matched the Fuddles
  16. 13. How the General Talked to the King
  17. 14. How the Wizard Practiced Sorcery
  18. 15. How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
  19. 16. How Dorothy Visited Utensia
  20. 17. How They Came to Bunbury
  21. 18. How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
  22. 19. How Bunnybury Welcomed the Strangers
  23. 20. How Dorothy Lunched With a King
  24. 21. How the King Changed His Mind
  25. 22. How the Wizard Found Dorothy
  26. 23. How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
  27. 24. How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
  28. 25. How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
  29. 26. How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
  30. 27. How the Fierce Warriors Invaded Oz
  31. 28. How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
  32. 29. How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
  33. 30. How the Story of Oz Came to an End

There must have been from six to eight dozen spoons in the Brigade, and they marched away in the shape of a hollow square, with Dorothy, Billina and Toto in the center of the square. Before they had gone very far Toto knocked over one of the spoons by wagging his tail, and then the Captain of the Spoons told the little dog to be more careful, or he would be punished. So Toto was careful, and the Spoon Brigade moved along with astonishing swiftness, while Dorothy really had to walk fast to keep up with it.

By and by they left the woods and entered a big clearing, in which was the Kingdom of Utensia.

Standing all around the clearing were a good many cookstoves, ranges and grills, of all sizes and shapes, and besides these there were several kitchen cabinets and cupboards and a few kitchen tables. These things were crowded with utensils of all sorts: frying pans, sauce pans, kettles, forks, knives, basting and soup spoons, nutmeg graters, sifters, colanders, meat saws, flat irons, rolling pins and many other things of a like nature.

When the Spoon Brigade appeared with the prisoners a wild shout arose and many of the utensils hopped off their stoves or their benches and ran crowding around Dorothy and the hen and the dog.

"Stand back!" cried the Captain, sternly, and he led his captives through the curious throng until they came before a big range that stood in the center of the clearing. Beside this range was a butcher block upon which lay a great cleaver with a keen edge. It rested upon the flat of its back, its legs were crossed and it was smoking a long pipe.

"Wake up, your Majesty," said the Captain. "Here are prisoners."

Hearing this, King Kleaver sat up and looked at Dorothy sharply.

"Gristle and fat!" he cried. "Where did this girl come from?"

"I found her in the forest and brought her here a prisoner," replied the Captain.

"Why did you do that?" inquired the King, puffing his pipe lazily.

"To create some excitement," the Captain answered. "It is so quiet here that we are all getting rusty for want of amusement. For my part, I prefer to see stirring times."

"Naturally," returned the cleaver, with a nod. "I have always said, Captain, without a bit of irony, that you are a sterling officer and a solid citizen, bowled and polished to a degree. But what do you expect me to do with these prisoners?"

"That is for you to decide," declared the Captain. "You are the King."

"To be sure; to be sure," muttered the cleaver, musingly. "As you say, we have had dull times since the steel and grindstone eloped and left us. Command my Counselors and the Royal Courtiers to attend me, as well as the High Priest and the Judge. We'll then decide what can be done."