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Chapters (33)
  1. Title Page
  2. epubBooks Information
  3. Author's Note
  4. 1. How the Nome King Became Angry
  5. 2. How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
  6. 3. How Ozma Granted Dorothy's Request
  7. 4. How The Nome King Planned Revenge
  8. 5. How Dorothy Became a Princess
  9. 6. How Guph Visited the Whimsies
  10. 7. How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
  11. 8. How the Grand Gallipoot Joined The Nomes
  12. 9. How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
  13. 10. How the Cuttenclips Lived
  14. 11. How the General Met the First and Foremost
  15. 12. How they Matched the Fuddles
  16. 13. How the General Talked to the King
  17. 14. How the Wizard Practiced Sorcery
  18. 15. How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
  19. 16. How Dorothy Visited Utensia
  20. 17. How They Came to Bunbury
  21. 18. How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
  22. 19. How Bunnybury Welcomed the Strangers
  23. 20. How Dorothy Lunched With a King
  24. 21. How the King Changed His Mind
  25. 22. How the Wizard Found Dorothy
  26. 23. How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
  27. 24. How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
  28. 25. How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
  29. 26. How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
  30. 27. How the Fierce Warriors Invaded Oz
  31. 28. How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
  32. 29. How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
  33. 30. How the Story of Oz Came to an End

"Well, haven't I?" demanded the zebra.

"No; you called me a lobster," said the crab.

"Ladies and gentlemen," continued the zebra, "please pardon my poor friend, because he is ignorant and stupid, and does not understand. Also the pinch of his claw is very annoying. So pray tell him that the world contains more land than water, and when he has heard your judgment I will carry him back and dump him into his pool, where I hope he will be more modest in the future."

"But we cannot tell him that," said Dorothy, gravely, "because it would not be true."

"What!" exclaimed the zebra, in astonishment; "do I hear you aright?"

"The soft–shell crab is correct," declared the Wizard. "There is considerably more water than there is land in the world."

"Impossible!" protested the zebra. "Why, I can run for days upon the land, and find but little water."

"Did you ever see an ocean?" asked Dorothy.

"Never," admitted the zebra. "There is no such thing as an ocean in the Land of Oz."

"Well, there are several oceans in the world," said Dorothy, "and people sail in ships upon these oceans for weeks and weeks, and never see a bit of land at all. And the joggerfys will tell you that all the oceans put together are bigger than all the land put together."

At this the crab began laughing in queer chuckles that reminded Dorothy of the way Billina sometimes cackled.

"NOW will you give up, Mr. Zebra?" it cried, jeeringly; "now will you give up?"

The zebra seemed much humbled.

"Of course I cannot read geographys," he said.

"You could take one of the Wizard's School Pills," suggested Billina, "and that would make you learned and wise without studying."

The crab began laughing again, which so provoked the zebra that he tried to shake the little creature off. This resulted in more ear–pinching, and finally Dorothy told them that if they could not behave they must go back to the forest.

"I'm sorry I asked you to decide this question," said the zebra, crossly. "So long as neither of us could prove we were right we quite enjoyed the dispute; but now I can never drink at that pool again without the soft–shell crab laughing at me. So I must find another drinking place."

"Do! Do, you ignoramus!" shouted the crab, as loudly as his little voice would carry. "Rile some other pool with your clumsy hoofs, and let your betters alone after this!"

Then the zebra trotted back to the forest, bearing the crab with him, and disappeared amid the gloom of the trees. And as it was now getting dark the travelers said good night to one another and went to bed.

Dorothy awoke just as the light was beginning to get strong next morning, and not caring to sleep any later she quietly got out of bed, dressed herself, and left the tent where Aunt Em was yet peacefully slumbering.