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Chapters (33)
  1. Title Page
  2. epubBooks Information
  3. Author's Note
  4. 1. How the Nome King Became Angry
  5. 2. How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
  6. 3. How Ozma Granted Dorothy's Request
  7. 4. How The Nome King Planned Revenge
  8. 5. How Dorothy Became a Princess
  9. 6. How Guph Visited the Whimsies
  10. 7. How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
  11. 8. How the Grand Gallipoot Joined The Nomes
  12. 9. How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
  13. 10. How the Cuttenclips Lived
  14. 11. How the General Met the First and Foremost
  15. 12. How they Matched the Fuddles
  16. 13. How the General Talked to the King
  17. 14. How the Wizard Practiced Sorcery
  18. 15. How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
  19. 16. How Dorothy Visited Utensia
  20. 17. How They Came to Bunbury
  21. 18. How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
  22. 19. How Bunnybury Welcomed the Strangers
  23. 20. How Dorothy Lunched With a King
  24. 21. How the King Changed His Mind
  25. 22. How the Wizard Found Dorothy
  26. 23. How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
  27. 24. How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
  28. 25. How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
  29. 26. How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
  30. 27. How the Fierce Warriors Invaded Oz
  31. 28. How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
  32. 29. How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
  33. 30. How the Story of Oz Came to an End

"Oh, yes; of course. They get all those, and more," returned the Professor. "But such things occupy little of their time. Please follow me and I will show you how my scholars are usually occupied. This is a class hour and they are all busy."

They followed him to a big field back of the college building, where several hundred young Ozites were at their classes. In one place they played football, in another baseball. Some played tennis, some golf; some were swimming in a big pool. Upon a river which wound through the grounds several crews in racing boats were rowing with great enthusiasm. Other groups of students played basketball and cricket, while in one place a ring was roped in to permit boxing and wrestling by the energetic youths. All the collegians seemed busy and there was much laughter and shouting.

"This college," said Professor Wogglebug, complacently, "is a great success. Its educational value is undisputed, and we are turning out many great and valuable citizens every year."

"But when do they study?" asked Dorothy.

"Study?" said the Wogglebug, looking perplexed at the question.

"Yes; when do they get their 'rithmetic, and jogerfy, and such things?"

"Oh, they take doses of those every night and morning," was the reply.

"What do you mean by doses?" Dorothy inquired, wonderingly.

"Why, we use the newly invented School Pills, made by your friend the Wizard. These pills we have found to be very effective, and they save a lot of time. Please step this way and I will show you our Laboratory of Learning."

He led them to a room in the building where many large bottles were standing in rows upon shelves.

"These are the Algebra Pills," said the Professor, taking down one of the bottles. "One at night, on retiring, is equal to four hours of study. Here are the Geography Pills—one at night and one in the morning. In this next bottle are the Latin Pills—one three times a day. Then we have the Grammar Pills—one before each meal—and the Spelling Pills, which are taken whenever needed."

"Your scholars must have to take a lot of pills," remarked Dorothy, thoughtfully. "How do they take 'em, in applesauce?"

"No, my dear. They are sugar–coated and are quickly and easily swallowed. I believe the students would rather take the pills than study, and certainly the pills are a more effective method. You see, until these School Pills were invented we wasted a lot of time in study that may now be better employed in practicing athletics."

"Seems to me the pills are a good thing," said Omby Amby, who remembered how it used to make his head ache as a boy to study arithmetic.