Back The Elephant Vanishes
Chapters (20)
  1. THE WIND-UP BIRD AND TUESDAY’S WOMEN
  2. THE SECOND BAKERY ATTACK
  3. THE KANGAROO COMMUNIQUÉ
  4. ON SEEING THE 100% PERFECT GIRL ONE BEAUTIFUL APRIL MORNING
  5. SLEEP
  6. THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE , THE 1881 INDIAN UPRISING, HITLER’S INVASION OF POLAND, AND THE REALM OF RAGING WINDS
  7. LEDERHOSEN
  8. BARN BURNING
  9. THE LITTLE GREEN MONSTER
  10. FAMILY AFFAIR
  11. A WINDOW
  12. TV PEOPLE
  13. A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA
  14. THE DANCING DWARF
  15. THE LAST LAWN OF THE AFTERNOON
  16. THE SILENCE
  17. THE ELEPHANT VANISHES
  18. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  19. OTHER BOOKS BY THIS AUTHOR
  20. ALSO BY HARUKI MURAKAMI

All three TV People wear dark-blue jackets. Of who-knows-what fabric, but slick. Under them, they wear jeans and tennis shoes. Clothes and shoes all proportionately reduced in size. I watch their activities for the longest time, until I start to think maybe it’s my proportions that are off. Almost as if I were riding backward on a roller coaster, wearing strong prescription glasses. The view is dizzying, the scale all screwed up. I’m thrown off balance, my customary world is no longer absolute. That’s the way the TV People make you feel.

Up to the very last, the TV People don’t say a word. The three of them check the screen one more time, confirm that there are no problems, then switch it off by remote control. The glow contracts to a point and flickers off with a tinkling noise. The screen returns to its expressionless, gray, natural state. The world outside is getting dark. I hear someone calling out to someone else. Anonymous footsteps pass by down the hall, intentionally loud as ever. KRRSPUMK DUWB KRRSPUMK DUWB. A Sunday evening.

The TV People give the room another whirlwind inspection, open the door, and leave. Once again, they pay no attention to me whatsoever. They act as if I don’t exist.

FROM THE TIME the TV People come into the apartment to the moment they leave, I don’t budge. Don’t say a word. I remain motionless, stretched out on the sofa, surveying the whole operation. I know what you’re going to say: That’s unnatural. Total strangers—not one but three—walk unannounced right into your apartment, plunk down a TV set, and you just sit there staring at them, dumbfounded. Kind of odd, don’t you think?

I know, I know. But for whatever reason, I don’t speak up, I simply observe the proceedings. Because they ignore me so totally. And if you were in my position, I imagine you’d do the same. Not to excuse myself, but you have people right in front of you denying your very presence like that, then see if you don’t doubt whether you actually exist. I look at my hands half expecting to see clear through them. I’m devastated, powerless, in a trance. My body, my mind are vanishing fast. I can’t bring myself to move. It’s all I can do to watch the three TV People deposit their television in my apartment and leave. I can’t open my mouth for fear of what my voice might sound like.