Contents ( 29)
- THE DEPTFORD TRILOGY
- Contents
- FIFTH BUSINESS
- 1
- Mrs Dempster
- 2
- I Am Born Again
- 3
- My Fool-Saint
- 4
- Gyges and King Candaules
- 5
- Liesl
- 6
- The Soirée of Illusions
- THE MANTICORE
- 1
- Why I Went to Zürich
- 2
- David Against the Trolls
- 3
- My Sorgenfrei Diary
- WORLD OF WONDERS
- 1
- A Bottle in the Smoke
- 2
- Merlin’s Laugh
- 3
- Le Lit de Justice
“Of course. So the company must be pretty small and the pay tempting. We shall find the people.”
“Excuse me, but you keep saying we will do this and we will do that. Is this a royal we? If so, you may be getting into psychological trouble.”
“No, no. When I speak of we I mean Liesl and myself. I am the magician. She is the autocrat of the company, as you shall discover.”
“And why is Liesl the autocrat of the company?”
“That also you shall discover.”
“I’m not at all sure of that. What do you want me for? My abilities as a magician are even less than when you were my audience in the Deptford Free Library.”
“Never mind. Liesl wants you.”
I looked at Liesl, who was smiling as charmingly as her dreadfully enlarged jaw would permit, and said, “She cannot possibly know anything about me.”
“You underestimate yourself, Ramsay,” she said. “Are you not the writer of A Hundred Saints for Travellers? And Forgotten Saints of the Tyrol? And Celtic Saints of Britain and Europe? When Eisengrim mentioned last night that he had seen you in the audience and that you had insisted on lending your handkerchief, I wanted to meet you at once. I am obliged to you for much information, but far more for many happy hours reading your delightful prose. A distinguished hagiographer does not often come our way.”
There is more than one kind of magic. This speech had the effect of revealing to me that Liesl was not nearly so ugly as I had thought, and was indeed a woman of captivating intellect and charm, cruelly imprisoned in a deformed body. I know flattery when I hear it; but I do not often hear it. Furthermore, there is good flattery and bad; this was from the best cask. And what sort of woman was this who knew so odd a word as “hagiographer” in a language not her own? Nobody who was not a Bollandist had ever called me that before, yet it was a title I would not have exchanged to be called Lord of the Isles. Delightful prose! I must know more of this.
Many people when they are flattered seek immediately to show themselves very hard-headed, to conceal the fact that they have taken the bait. I am one of them.
“Your plan sounds woefully uneconomic to me,” I said. “Travelling shows in our time are money-losers unless they play to capacity audiences and have strong backing. You are planning an entertainment of rare quality. What makes you think it can survive? Certainly I have no advice to give you that can be of help there.”
“That is not what we ask of you,” said Liesl. “We shall look for advice about finance from financiers. From you we want the benefit of your taste, and a particular kind of unusual assistance. For which, of course, we expect to pay.”
In other words, no amateurish interference or inquisitiveness about the money. But what could this unusual assistance be?