Back The Dating Game
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Back Cover Text
  3. Praise
  4. Booklist
  5. About the Author
  6. Dedication
  7. Part One
  8. Chapter One
  9. Chapter Two
  10. Chapter Three
  11. Chapter Four
  12. Chapter Five
  13. Chapter Six
  14. Chapter Seven
  15. Chapter Eight
  16. Chapter Nine
  17. Part Two
  18. Chapter Ten
  19. Chapter Eleven
  20. Chapter Twelve
  21. Chapter Thirteen
  22. Chapter Fourteen
  23. Chapter Fifteen
  24. Chapter Sixteen
  25. Chapter Seventeen
  26. Chapter Eighteen
  27. Chapter Nineteen
  28. Chapter Twenty
  29. Chapter Twenty-One
  30. Part Three
  31. Chapter Twenty-Two
  32. Chapter Twenty-Three
  33. Chapter Twenty-Four
  34. Chapter Twenty-Five
  35. Chapter Twenty-Six
  36. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  37. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  38. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  39. Chapter Thirty
  40. Chapter Thirty-One
  41. Chapter Thirty-Two
  42. Chapter Thirty-Three
  43. Part Four
  44. Chapter Thirty-Four
  45. Chapter Thirty-Five
  46. Chapter Thirty-Six
  47. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  48. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  49. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  50. Chapter Forty
  51. Chapter Forty-One
  52. Epilogue
  53. Author’s Note
  54. Acknowledgments

I wake up to a hangover, no texts from Sara and an email about a grade update for Math 190. I shimmy down to the foot of my bed and pull my laptop off my desk, then type in my password, still lying down with my arm at a weird angle.

Grade results posted! the message bubble on the website says. I roll my eyes. Really? An exclamation point? When is this ever an exciting moment?

I click on the alert.

Hart, Braden, Assignment Four Grade: 73.

Damn it. I slam the computer closed. The test was two days after Sara and I broke up, and I wasn’t exactly in the best state of mind to take it. That, plus my lousy attendance record due to hangovers like this, and I am now looking at a solid C in the class. A nice parting gift from her, I guess.

I lie back and close my eyes. Maybe I will just sleep for the rest of the day.

My phone vibrates against my desk.

Arrrgh. I flip it over.

Call from: Father

Great. I have to answer. I tap the green button.

“Hey, Dad,” I say, putting the phone to my ear.

“How’s my favorite son?”

I roll my eyes. “I’m your only child.”

“That I know of,” he says.

I laugh, but given my parents’ complicated relationship, it might not be that far off the truth. Which makes it a little less funny.

“How goes it with the company?” he asks.

Of course, he never likes to spend too long talking about personal lives, even thinly fictionalized ones.

“Good,” I say. “I told you we have an offer.”

“Right, right,” he says. “From whom again?”

I bet I’m the only kid in the world to have this much success and still be forgettable to my parents.

“Bell Ventures.”

“Oh,” he scoffs. “They run a half-assed shop. You’d do much better elsewhere.”

“Yeah.” I scrub a hand across my face. “I mean, they want to buy it almost outright.”

“Then that settles it. A flattering but useless offer—brush it off and get back to initial meetings.”

“It’s not quite that simple,” I say.

“What do you mean?”

The door opens, and Jesse, my roommate, walks in, wearing a backward baseball cap, pastel shorts and no shirt.

I wave and point to the phone. He nods and turns to place his longboard on top of his desk.

“I mean we have to vote,” I tell my father. “And my partners are not the easiest people to convince.”

“These are your employees,” my dad says. “If they’re your friends too, that doesn’t mean—”

“They’re not though,” I say. “My employees.” They’re not my friends anymore either, but that’s another point entirely.

Jesse climbs onto his bed, puts his giant headphones on and plugs them into the turntable on his nightstand.

“They code and you run the business?” he asks.

“Yeah, but—”