Back The Dating Game
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Back Cover Text
  3. Praise
  4. Booklist
  5. About the Author
  6. Dedication
  7. Part One
  8. Chapter One
  9. Chapter Two
  10. Chapter Three
  11. Chapter Four
  12. Chapter Five
  13. Chapter Six
  14. Chapter Seven
  15. Chapter Eight
  16. Chapter Nine
  17. Part Two
  18. Chapter Ten
  19. Chapter Eleven
  20. Chapter Twelve
  21. Chapter Thirteen
  22. Chapter Fourteen
  23. Chapter Fifteen
  24. Chapter Sixteen
  25. Chapter Seventeen
  26. Chapter Eighteen
  27. Chapter Nineteen
  28. Chapter Twenty
  29. Chapter Twenty-One
  30. Part Three
  31. Chapter Twenty-Two
  32. Chapter Twenty-Three
  33. Chapter Twenty-Four
  34. Chapter Twenty-Five
  35. Chapter Twenty-Six
  36. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  37. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  38. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  39. Chapter Thirty
  40. Chapter Thirty-One
  41. Chapter Thirty-Two
  42. Chapter Thirty-Three
  43. Part Four
  44. Chapter Thirty-Four
  45. Chapter Thirty-Five
  46. Chapter Thirty-Six
  47. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  48. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  49. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  50. Chapter Forty
  51. Chapter Forty-One
  52. Epilogue
  53. Author’s Note
  54. Acknowledgments

She wiggles her shoulders, sitting up a little taller. “I bet I get more people to download it today than you do.”

“I doubt it...” I say, but my attention is across the yard, where a Very Drunk Girl is trying to climb the DJ stand with a red cup in her hand, presumably to request a song. Jesus. Is this what The Chainsmokers have brought us to?

A phone starts to ring, and I look away from the girl. It’s odd to hear a phone on full sound nowadays.

“Sorry, I have to take this,” Robbie says. He takes a few steps behind the tent and starts speaking in Spanish.

I half listen, and am happy to know I am not too rusty. But then I get distracted once again by the girl, who I think has a Cal Bear temporary tattoo upside down on her face, as she verbally assaults our DJ. I’m debating getting up and saying something when she loses her balance and spills her full beer on the DJ, or, more precisely, on his MacBook.

The music fades with a zapping sound.

“Oh shit!” I stand up.

“I’m on it!” Sara pops up and runs across the yard.

What the hell was I thinking, watching this build in slow motion—I should’ve kicked that chick out as soon as she stumbled into our area. Sara has reached the DJ stand and is talking with him. I don’t know what she’s saying, but there are a lot of hand motions involved.

“Sorry about that,” Robbie says, falling back into his chair. “What’s going on?”

His face is flushed, and I can’t help but think about the tidbit of information I learned at the beginning of his call. “Your mom lives in Mexico?” I ask. I peel the edge of a Perfect10 sticker off the plastic table with my thumbnail. When he doesn’t reply, I look up.

The color has drained from his face. “You speak Spanish?”

Across the yard the music starts back up.

“I speak three languages,” I say. “You guys think I’m dumb just because I’m bad with computers.”

“Just don’t tell anyone, please?” He rakes a hand through his hair. “I...I don’t want people to make a deal about it. Pretend you didn’t hear, okay?”

“Whatever, man. My parents barely live in this country either.”

“That’s different.” He glares at me.

I open my mouth to respond when Sara bounds up. “I had to give him my phone to play on, but we are back in action. I told him we would cover a new MacBook.”

“Awesome,” I say.

A few feet away from the table, a cluster of girls hover, holding Bud Light Lime-A-Ritas and eyeing us.

“I think they’re too shy.” I nod toward them.

“Mine!” Sara whispers. “I call them.” She continues this competition against only herself.

“Knock yourself out,” I say.