Chapters (70)
“I am not well acquainted with Robinson Crusoe,” he said, “but surely you are wrong in saying that he was a German? I have always regarded such characters as typically English.”
“He was a German,” said Mr Puttler firmly, “though few people are aware of the fact. If you look at the first page of the story you’ll see these words: ‘My father was a merchant of Bremen,’ and Bremen’s in Germany, or I’m a Dutchman. And if his father was a German, he was a German, because there was no such thing as naturalisation in those days.”
Having dropped his literary thunderbolt, Puttler was prepared to take up the subject which Dick had interrupted by his question.
“The trouble with church music, Mr Alford, is that it’s a little too sugary. It appeals to the senses. I’ve had many an argument with my brother churchwardens–”
“Are you a churchwarden?” asked Dick, in surprise.
Again the gleam of laughter in the man’s deep-set eyes.
It’s hard to believe,” he said modestly, “but I am.”
Soon after this, Harry left the table, and was gone five minutes, when he returned with a fat volume under his arm.
“You’re right, Mr–”
“Puttler,” suggested Dick.
“You’re right about Robinson Crusoe. What an extraordinary fact, to think that one has lived all one’s life under such a mistaken impression!”
This evidence of literary skill on the part of the visitor brought a remarkable change in Harry’s attitude. Before, Puttler might have had no existence. He was one with the milkman, the grocer and the village postman.
He took Puttler affectionately by the arm, and led him into the library, and there Dick left them, knowing exactly the course of instruction that Mr Puttler would receive; for Harry’s first act was to unlock his desk and take out the Diary. Dick was relieved to have Puttler off his hands for an hour or two. That day he was experiencing a sense of unbelievable relief. A great burden had been lifted from his shoulders, and one of his more pressing and secret troubles had been half dissipated.
He ran halfway down the drive to meet Leslie’s car, and leapt on the running-board while the car was moving.
“Practising for a tram-conductor,” he said cheerily. “I’ve decided on my profession, when you arrive at Fossaway Manor, mistress of all these demesnes.”
“When will that be, Dick?” she asked, looking steadily ahead.
“Never, I hope.”
In his lightness of heart he had not kept that usual guard on his tongue, and the words were out before he could stop them. Twice he had been taken off his guard, and he would have given anything to unsay his words.