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Contents ( 42)
  1. The Art of Breathing
  2. Part One: How We Became Who We Are
  3. Prologue: Or, Where the Kid Hears the Word of the Day
  4. 1. Where Tyson Learns to Breathe
  5. 2. Where Tyson Makes a Phone Call
  6. 3. Where Tyson Graduates and Bear Freaks Out
  7. 4. Where Tyson Says Good-Bye
  8. 5. Where Tyson Gets the Mail
  9. Part Two: Coming Home
  10. 6. Where Tyson Comes Home
  11. 7. Where Tyson Gives a History Lesson
  12. 8. Where Tyson Attends the Most Awkward Party Ever
  13. 9. Where Tyson Plans Attends a Protest
  14. 10. Where Tyson Gets Arrested
  15. 11. Where Tyson Gets His Ass Handed to Him
  16. 12. Where Tyson Writes Bad Poetry and Gawks at Frat Boys
  17. 13. Where Tyson Decides to Man the Fuck Up
  18. 14. Where Tyson Asks Some Questions
  19. 15. Where Tyson Remembers Theresa Jean Paquinn
  20. 16. Where Tyson Learns the Benefit of Therapy
  21. 17. Where Tyson Meets the Man Who Becomes Helena Handbasket
  22. 18. Where Tyson Gets Screwed at His Own Birthday Party (And Not in a Good Way)
  23. Part Three: Just Breathe
  24. 19. Where Tyson Goes to Helena Handbasket’s Sex Dungeon
  25. 20. Where Tyson Beholds the Awesome Wonder That Is Paul Auster
  26. 21. Where Tyson Receives Advice from the Six Sages
  27. 22. Where Tyson Makes a Phone Call
  28. 23. Where Tyson Hears the Inevitable
  29. 24. Where Tyson Meets His Match
  30. 25. Where Tyson Says Hello, Where Tyson Says Good-bye
  31. 26. Where Tyson Touches upon the Inevitable
  32. 27. Where Tyson Faces the Music
  33. 28. Where Tyson Breathes
  34. 29. Tyson And Dominic
  35. 30. The Art Of Breathing
  36. Epilogue: Or, Bear’s Perspective, As It Were (Yeah, He’s Gonna Freak)
  37. Author’s Note
  38. Excerpt
  39. Prologue: Or, Where Bear Answers the Door
  40. More from TJ Klune
  41. Readers love the Bear, Otter, and the Kid Chronicles by TJ Klune
  42. By TJ Klune

“Yeah.”

He sighs. “I miss her too. It’s weird. Every now and then something completely random will remind me of her. About how she was completely convinced Bigfoot was real. Or that she was sure Elvis was still alive and living in West Virginia.”

I chuckle. “She loved that old black-and-white tabloid. What was it called? The one that said stuff about how a woman was pregnant with a yeti’s baby or that aliens had formed a colony in a Pennsylvania man’s backyard.”

“Weekly World News.”

“That’s it. I don’t think they even print it anymore. It went out of business a few years back, I think.”

“Oh man,” he says. “Could you imagine if she’d still been around when that happened? She would have flipped.”

“She would have made all of us participate in a letter campaign,” I say. “Writing letters to the publisher about why the tabloid should still be printed.”

“All the while discussing her own alien experiences,” Dom says. “Hers and Joseph’s.”

“God love him. Did you know she had a kid? A daughter, I think.”

“No.” He sounds surprised. “Where is she?”

“She died. A long time ago. Before we ever knew her. I don’t know how old she was or what happened. But I know she was young, and I think she got sick somehow. I never asked because I didn’t want to hurt her. I only asked her name.”

“What was it?”

“Arlene. Arlene Paquinn.”

Dom is quiet for a moment. Then, “That’s why she found you guys, I think.”

“What do you mean?”

He flexes his fingers on the steering wheel. Outside, shadowed trees roll by. We’re either in Utah or we’ve crossed into Idaho. I don’t know which. “She lost her family,” he says. “You and Bear had yours taken from you. You all fit together because you needed to. And then Creed and Anna came. And Otter. You made your own out of what you were given.”

“And you.” Because his family had been taken from him in the most horrible way. We folded him in like it was nothing. Like he was supposed to be there. It’s hard to remember a time when he wasn’t.

“And me,” he says. “Yeah. You made me a part of this.”

“Those ants.”

“Helmholtz Watson.” A small smile.

“I was scared of you,” I say, “when I first saw you.”

“Were you?” He sounds bemused.

“You were so big.”

“And you were just a little guy.”

“You had stars on your shoes. Little stars you’d drawn on them, and I thought they were the coolest thing I’d ever seen.”

“You talked,” he says. “And talked. And talked. I wondered just how someone so little could talk so much. But that was okay, because I didn’t talk that much at all… to anyone.”

“I’d never had a friend before,” I confess. “Not really. Not someone I could call just my friend. I was so worried.”

“About what?”

“That you were going to think I was this little kid who wasn’t cool and knew too much about the dumbest things. Who wanted you to be a vegetarian just because I was. Who still had to get into a bathtub when there were earthquakes. Who acted far more mature than his age just to hide how scared he was.”