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Chapters (21)
  1. Cover
  2. Tennessee Williams: 1911–1983
  3. Foreword by Terrence McNally
  4. At Liberty
  5. The Magic Tower
  6. Me, Vashya
  7. Curtains for the Gentleman
  8. In Our Profession
  9. Every Twenty Minutes
  10. Honor the Living
  11. The Case of the Crushed Petunias
  12. Moony’s Kid Don’t Cry
  13. The Dark Room
  14. The Pretty Trap
  15. Interior: Panic
  16. Kingdom of Earth
  17. I Never Get Dressed Till After Dark on Sundays
  18. Some Problems for The Moose Lodge
  19. Notes on the Text
  20. Bibliographic Sources
  21. Acknowledgments

MYRTLE: I said to him, Mr. Porter, I don’t think that you are playing fair and square with me.

CHICKEN: What was his answer to that one?

LOT: Myrtle!

MYRTLE: You seem to be taking advantage, I said, of the fact that you are my boss. You are taking liberties with me.

CHICKEN: Ah-hah.

MYRTLE: This was in the depression, before the war, and jobs was scarce as hen’s teeth, so you can imagine how much nerve it took to go to a boss and make a complaint like that!

CHICKEN: Ah-hah . . .

MYRTLE: Well, I did it, I made it. And if I had lost that job I might have starved, because my girlfriend, Gladys, was hard as a rock and if I had been not employed, do you think she would of bothered? No. She’d of told me the room was suddenly crowded! With two people in it.

CHICKEN: Ah-hah. You have learned the scoop.

MYRTLE: Well, this is what happened. He walked up to me and put his hands on my hips. Is this what you mean, he said? And he started to kiss me. I tried to walk one way and Charlie pushed me the other.

LOT: Myrtle!

MYRTLE: He kicked the office door shut and backed me up against a great big roller-top desk and he took me by force right there in that office of his. He was a man about forty with sandy red hair. Built like you, very good, but older and heavy! Like a, like a—red—bull . . . Give me—a little more—whiskey . . . I like to drink from a tin cup . . . Thanks!

LOT: Myrtle!

MYRTLE: It riles me to be hollered at!—more than anything else. I don’t know why I’m telling you this story, you couldn’t be interested in it.

CHICKEN: If I wasn’t int’rested in it, I wouldn’t listen. It passes time till we hear that dynamite blast at Mr. Sikes’. When we hear that dynamite blast, we’ll have to move to the roof.

MYRTLE: How would we get up there?

CHICKEN: There’s a ladder and a trap-door to the roof.

MYRTLE: And you’ll get me up there with you? Promise me you will.

CHICKEN: Go on with the story about how you lost your cherry.

MYRTLE: They say you lose your heart when you lose your cherry . . . I did. I loved that bull. I loved that big red bull of a hardhearted man. Some girls don’t like it at first, but me, I got to admit that right from the start I loved it.

CHICKEN: How about now? You still do?