The Crombies looked at each other.

‘What on earth would make you think that?’ the Reverend asked.

‘Violette and Eddie were caught on CCTV just outside the Margate railway station.’

Now they were staring at the ceiling. Obviously Charlie’s room.

‘He just got home from taking the senior citizens to bingo,’ the Reverend said.

‘Community service with the Salvation Army,’ Arthur Crombie added.

Charlie Crombie unleashed on the elderly?

Bish followed the Crombies upstairs to their son’s room. Arthur Crombie knocked and they all entered. The reverend gasped.

‘Oh, Charlie,’ she said.

It was a shadow Charlie had seen first when he walked into his room the previous night. He saw it and he knew. Because he’d been waiting for this, every day since Sykes had told him she’d visited at the hospital.

‘You didn’t tell me your mum was a reverend,’ she said.

And there it was. That slight lisp. That awful accent. That funny face that made him ache. Charlie wasn’t just a cheat. He was a liar as well. Because Violette Zidane wasn’t just the girl he was shagging, like he told the cop. She sort of owned his heart a little. Kind of a lot. He knew that now. He may have been angry with her but he had never been so relieved to see someone in his life.

Eddie Conlon was studying the Tottenham posters on the wall, shaking his head. ‘Lame,’ Eddie muttered.

She walked towards Charlie and then whack. The slap made his eyes sting.

‘Do that again and I’ll slap you back,’ he growled.

Eddie had tackled him to the ground in an instant. The little bastard was strong. Violette pulled the kid off.

‘Did you tell everyone on the bus that I gave you a hand job?’ she asked.

Eddie covered his ears.

‘You did give me a hand job,’ Charlie said, getting to his feet, ‘and you were rubbish at it.’

He could tell she wanted to hit him again. She had been rubbish at it, but he liked the fumble. He liked the inquisitive hand. Contrary to popular myth, they hadn’t shagged every night. They only did it three times. It took them that long to get it right.

‘Why didn’t you tell me?’ he asked. ‘Who you were?’

‘Why do you think, Charlie? Because every time I tell a guy my grandfather blew up a supermarket, I never get a second date.’

She sat down on his bed and watched Eddie touching all Charlie’s stuff, as if they both had every right to be there. Eddie held up a pair of headphones.

‘So I don’t have to hear anything else that will turn my stomach,’ he said before putting them on.

Charlie sat on his bed beside Violette.

‘Did you kiss that girl?’ she asked.

‘Fucking angry at you. Meant nothing.’

‘Meant everything.’

He looked at Eddie, now grooving in the corner. ‘Like he means everything?’

‘You’re jealous of a thirteen-year-old?’