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Contents ( 36)
  1. BOOKS BY ALEXANDER McCALL SMITH
  2. CHAPTER ONE
  3. MR. MOLOFOLOLO
  4. CHAPTER TWO
  5. WALKING IS GOOD FOR YOU, AND FOR BOTSWANA
  6. CHAPTER THREE
  7. THE BEAUTIFUL GAME
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. MMA MAKUTSI MAKES PERI-PERI CHICKEN
  10. CHAPTER FIVE
  11. THERE IS PLENTY OF WORK FOR LOVE TO DO
  12. CHAPTER SIX
  13. FANWELL'S HOUSE
  14. CHAPTER SEVEN
  15. PUSO MEETS ROPS THOBEGA, BIG HERO
  16. CHAPTER EIGHT
  17. VIOLET SEPHOTHO STARTS WORK
  18. CHAPTER NINE
  19. THE TINY WHITE VAN IN PERIL
  20. CHAPTER TEN
  21. A BIT OF BOTSWANA'S HISTORY
  22. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  23. BIG MAN TAFA
  24. CHAPTER TWELVE
  25. CROCODILE SHOES
  26. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  27. HOW WE WORRY
  28. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  29. THE MIDFIELD STRIKER
  30. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  31. THERE ARE ALWAYS RED HERRINGS
  32. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  33. CHARLIE LOOKS AT BEDS
  34. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  35. TEA WITH MMA POTOKWANE
  36. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

That message, though, went against most people's deepest instincts. Mma Makutsi, for example, had no time for snakes, and would not hesitate to dispose of one should she have the chance.

“It's all very well for the Government, Mma Ramotswe,” she said. “Tell me, are there any snakes coming into government offices? These government people do not have to live with snakes as people do in the villages or at the cattle posts. You ask those people out there what to do about snakes and you will get a very different answer.”

She then went on to tell Mma Ramotswe about an incident which she claimed had happened at Bobonong when she was a girl. A large snake—a mamba—had taken up residence in a tree beside a popular path. From one of its branches this snake had dropped down on an old man walking below, with tragic consequences; nobody could survive a mamba bite, least of all an old man. How did Mma Ramotswe think they dealt with the problem?

Mma Ramotswe thought for a moment. “I think that they probably got one of the women to make up a big pot of hot porridge,” said Mma Ramotswe. “Boiling hot. That woman put a cloth on her head and balanced the pot of porridge on top of that. Then she walked under the tree and called out to the snake. Mambas think that very rude. So it dropped down into the porridge and was burned. I imagine that is probably what happened, Mma.”

Mma Makutsi stared at her, wide-eyed. “But that is extraordinary, Mma. That is it exactly. How did you guess?”

Mma Ramotswe smiled, but said nothing. She did not tell Mma Makutsi that this story was an old one, and that she had heard it from one of her aunts, who had presumably heard it from her mother. There were many such stories, and perhaps a long time ago some of them had been true. Now they had acquired the force of truth, innocently enough, and people really believed that these things had happened.

She looked up at her acacia tree. There could be a snake in the tree for all she knew; nature was full of snake-like shapes and colours—long, sinuous twigs and boughs, snake-coloured grass that moved in the wind just as a snake might move. Concealment was easy. So snakes could watch us silently, their tongues flickering in and out to pick up our scent, their tiny, pitch-black eyes bright with evil; they were there, but the best way to deal with snakes was not to deal with them—Mma Ramotswe was sure of that. If we left snakes alone, then they kept away from us. It was only when we intruded on their world that they bit us, and who could blame them for that? It was the same with life in general, thought Mma Ramotswe. If we worried away at troublesome issues, we often only ended up making things worse. It was far better to let things sort themselves out.