Contents ( 26)
- TALES OF THE THE DYING EARTH
- Table of Contents
- The Dying Earth
- The Dying Earth
- 1. TURJAN OF MIIR
- 2. MAZIRIAN THE MAGICIAN
- 3. T'SAIS
- 4. LIANE THE WAYFARER
- 5. ULAN DHOR
- 6. GUYAL OF SFERE
- The Eyes of the Overworld
- Cugels Saga
- Cugels Saga
- CHAPTER I FROM SHANGLESTONE STRAND TO SASKERVOY
- CHAPTER II FROM SASKERVOY TO TUSTVOLD MUD-FLATS
- CHAPTER III FROM TUSTVOLD TO PORT PERDUSZ
- CHAPTER IV FROM PORT PERDUSZ TO KASPARA VITATUS
- CHAPTER V FROM KASPARA VITATUS TO CUIRNIF
- CHAPTER VI FROM CUIRNIF TO PERGOLO
- Rhialto the Marvellous
- Rhilato the Marvellous
- Foreword
- 1 The Murthe
- 2 Fader's Waft
- 3 Morreion
- Footnotes
Cugel shrugged. "The matter is of no interest to me."
"They are severe and I will revert to them in a moment. First, let me inquire: did you entrust to Maier a purse purportedly containing valuable jewels?"
"I did indeed. The property is protected by a spell, I may add; if the seal is broken the gems become ordinary pebbles."
Huruska exhibited the purse. "Notice, the seal is intact. I cut a slit in the leather and looked within. The contents were then and are now —" with a flourish Huruska turned the purse out upon the table "— pebbles identical to those in the road yonder."
Cugel exclaimed in outrage: "The jewels are now worthless rubble! I hold you responsible and you must make recompense!"
Huruska uttered an offensive laugh. "If you can change gems to pebbles, you can change pebbles to gems. Maier will now tender the bill. If you refuse to pay, I intend to have you nailed into the enclosure under the gallows until such time as you change your mind."
"Your insinuations are both disgusting and absurd," declared Cugel. "Innkeeper, present your account! Let us finish with this farrago once and for all."
Maier came forward with a slip of paper.' "I make the total to be eleven terces, plus whatever gratuities might seem in order."
"There will be no gratuities," said Cugel. "Do you harass all your guests in this fashion?" He flung eleven terces down upon the table. "Take your money and leave me in peace."
Maier sheepishly gathered up the coins; Huruska made an inarticulate sound and turned away. Cugel, upon finishing his breakfast, went out once more to stroll across the square. Here he met an individual whom he recognized to be the pot-boy in the tavern, and Cugel signaled him to a halt. "You seem an alert and knowledgeable fellow," said Cugel. "May I inquire your name?"
"I am generally known as 'Zeller'."
"I would guess you to be well-acquainted with the folk of Gundar."
"I consider myself well-informed. Why do you ask?"
"First," said Cugel, "let me ask if you care to turn your knowledge to profit?"
"Certainly, so long as I evade the attention of the Nolde."
"Very good. I notice a disused booth yonder which should serve our purpose. In one hour we shall put our enterprise into operation."
Cugel returned to the inn where at his request Maier brought a board, brush and paint. Cugel composed a sign:
THE EMINENT SEER CUGEL
COUNSELS, INTERPRETS, PROGNOSTICATES.
ASK! YOU WILL BE ANSWERED!
CONSULTATIONS: THREE TERCES.
Cugel hung the sign above the booth, arranged curtains and waited for customers. The pot-boy, meanwhile, had inconspicuously secreted himself at the back.
Almost immediately folk crossing the square halted to read the sign. A woman of early middle-age presently came forward.
"Three terces is a large sum. What results can you guarantee?"
"None whatever, by the very nature of things. I am a skilled voyant, I have acquaintance with the arts of magic, but knowledge comes to me from unknown and uncontrollable sources."