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  1. TALES OF THE THE DYING EARTH
  2. Table of Contents
  3. The Dying Earth
  4. The Dying Earth
  5. 1. TURJAN OF MIIR
  6. 2. MAZIRIAN THE MAGICIAN
  7. 3. T'SAIS
  8. 4. LIANE THE WAYFARER
  9. 5. ULAN DHOR
  10. 6. GUYAL OF SFERE
  11. The Eyes of the Overworld
  12. Cugels Saga
  13. Cugels Saga
  14. CHAPTER I FROM SHANGLESTONE STRAND TO SASKERVOY
  15. CHAPTER II FROM SASKERVOY TO TUSTVOLD MUD-FLATS
  16. CHAPTER III FROM TUSTVOLD TO PORT PERDUSZ
  17. CHAPTER IV FROM PORT PERDUSZ TO KASPARA VITATUS
  18. CHAPTER V FROM KASPARA VITATUS TO CUIRNIF
  19. CHAPTER VI FROM CUIRNIF TO PERGOLO
  20. Rhialto the Marvellous
  21. Rhilato the Marvellous
  22. Foreword
  23. 1 The Murthe
  24. 2 Fader's Waft
  25. 3 Morreion
  26. Footnotes

Zaraides raised his eyebrows. “What manner of creature is this?”

“A detestable object from a far star. It resembles a tangle, a thicket, a web of white spines, barbs and claws.”

“A matter of no great difficulty,” said Zaraides. “These creatures are susceptible to a rather primitive method of extirpation. Come; my dwelling lies at no great distance.”

Zaraides stepped down from the stump, gathered his compendia and flung them into the air; all lofted high to float swiftly over the treetops and out of sight. Cugel watched them go with sadness.

“You marvel?” inquired Zaraides. “It is nothing: the simplest of procedures and a curb on the zeal of thieves and footpads. Let us set forth; we must expel this creature which causes you such distress.”

He led the way through the trees. Cugel came after, but now Firx, belatedly sensing that all was not to his advantage, made a furious protest. Cugel, bending double, jumping stdewise, forced himself to totter and run after Zaraides, who marched without so much as a backward glance.

In the branches of an enormous daobado Zaraides had his dwelling. Stairs rose to a heavy drooping bough which led to a rustic portico. Cugel crawled up the staircase, along the bough, and into a great square room. The furnishings were at once simple and luxurious. Windows looked in all directions over the forest; a thick rug patterned in black, brown and yellow covered the floor.

Zaraides beckoned Cugel into his workroom. “We will abate this nuisance at once.”

Cugel stumbled after him and at a gesture settled upon a glass pedestal.

Zaraides brought a screen of zinc strips which he placed at Cugel's back. “This is to inform Firx that a trained wizard is at hand: creatures of his sort are highly antipathetic to zinc. Now then, a simple potion: sulfur, aquastel, tincture of zyche; certain herbs: bournade, hilp, cassas, though these latter are perhaps not essential. Drink, if you will.... Firx, come forth! Hence, you extraterrestrial pestl Remove! Or I dust Cugel's entire ulterior with sulfur and pierce him with zinc rods! Come forth! What? Must I flush you forth with aquastel? Come forth; return to Achernar as best you mayl”

At this Firx angrily relinquished his grip and issued from Cugel's chest: a tangle of white nerves and tendrils, each with its claw or barb. Zaraides captured the creature in a zinc basin which he covered with a mesh of zinc.

Cugel, who had lost consciousness, awoke to find Zaraides serenely affable, awaiting his recovery. “You are a lucky man,” Zaraides told him. “The treatment was only barely in time. It is the tendency of this maleficent incubus to extend its prongs everywhere through the body, until it clamps upon the brain; then you and Firx are one and the same. How did you become infected with the creature?”

Cugel gave a small grimace of distaste. “It was at the hands of Lucounu the Laughing Magician. You know him?” For Zaraides had allowed his eyebrows to arch high.