I flicked my fingers. Wooden branches shot out of the wall, wrapped around the Dushegub, and yanked it into the wall. I pulled it through the inn toward me. The floor split and the murderous tree emerged, wrapped in Gertrude Hunt’s coils.

Donna shied back. “That’s not CGI. Hector, that is not CGI.”

I threw my voice down the hall. “Tony?”

“Yes?” his disembodied voice replied.

“I have one more ornament for the lawn. It’s in the throne room.”

“I knew you would see things my way. On it.”

I turned back to Marais and Donna. “This way, please.”

They followed me into the Ocean Dining Hall. Outside, past the outdoor terrace, the orange sea glittered in the sun. As if on cue, a massive, scaled creature raised its dragon head from the amber waters, snapped its jaws, and dove back down.

I pointed to the nearest table. “Please make yourself comfortable.”

Donna froze. “I can smell the ocean.”

“Let’s sit,” Marais told her.

She let him lead her to the table.

Droplet emerged from the kitchen. “Welcome, honored guests.”

Donna just gaped at her.

“Chef wants to know if this is your captain and if your badge is on the line,” Droplet asked Marais.

I had tried to explain the difference between film and reality to Orro, but he stubbornly refused to acknowledge it. It didn’t help that Sean kept showing him buddy cop movies and calling them “Angry Captain Documentaries.”

“She’s my spouse,” Marais said.

Droplet’s fur stood on end. She ran to the kitchen, calling out, “It’s his wife! Bring all the doughnuts!”

“Brace yourself,” Marais said and yelled, “She likes strawberry!”

“What is all this?” Donna sounded almost desperate. “Who are you?”

“My name is Dina Demille, and this is Gertrude Hunt,” I told her. “We are an inn that caters to a particular kind of traveler. We’re hosting a spousal selection for the head of one of the galactic nations, and we hired your husband as extra security. I apologize if this has caused you concern. Secrecy is paramount to us. Officer Marais has the means to handle any problems he encounters, and he is very good at what he does.”

“You’re arresting aliens,” Donna said in a small voice.

“Only sometimes,” Marais said.

Donna stared at him.

“Mostly I cite the law, threaten them with a really deadly gun, and then they go away. It’s very safe.”

Donna blinked and looked at me. “A deadly gun?”

“It vaporizes things. On a subatomic level,” he told her. “I’ll show you later.”

It was probably safe to smile now, so I did. “Gertrude Hunt is honored to count you among our visitors. Please make yourself at home. It’s a lot to take in, and it’s easy to get overwhelmed, so try to relax. You are safe here. Call my name if you need anything.”