‘That’s true.’

‘Meantime, I’m going to have to think about charging you with obstruction.’

‘What?’

The door opened. It was Urquhart. He came in and closed it behind him. ‘That’s that done,’ he said.

‘Good,’ Jack said casually. Urquhart, too, looked like he was just hanging on. His eyes were on Rebus, even when he was speaking to his employer.

‘I told Helen to run off a hundred copies.’

‘As many as that? Well, whatever you think, Ian.’

Now Urquhart looked towards Gregor Jack. He wants to shake him, too, Rebus thought. But he won’t.

‘You’ve got to be strong, Gregor. You’ve got to look strong.’

‘You’re right, Ian. Yes, look strong.’

Like wet tissue paper, Rebus thought. Like an infestation of woodworm. Like an old person’s bones.

Ronald Steele was a hard man to catch. Rebus even went to his home, a bungalow on the edge of Morningside. No sign of life. Rebus went on trying the rest of the day. At the fourth ring of Steele’s telephone, an answering machine came into play. At eight o’clock, he stopped trying. What he didn’t want was Gregor Jack warning Steele that their story had come apart at its badly stitched seams. Given the means, he’d have kept Steele’s answering machine busy all night. But instead his own telephone rang. He was in the Marchmont flat, slumped in his own chair, with nothing to eat or drink, and nothing to take his mind off the case.

He knew who it would be. It would be Patience. She would just be wondering if and when he intended making an appearance. She would just have been worried, that was all. They’d spent a rare weekend together: shopping on Saturday afternoon, a film at night. A drive to Cramond on Sunday, wine and backgammon on Sunday night. Rare . . . He picked up the receiver.

‘Rebus.’

‘Jesus, you’re a hard man to catch.’ It was a male voice. It was not Patience. It was Holmes.

‘Hello, Brian.’

‘I’ve been trying you for hours. Always engaged or else not answering. You should get an answering machine.’

‘I’ve got an answering machine. I just sometimes forget to plug it in. What do you want anyway? Don’t tell me, you’re telephone-selling as a sideline? How’s Nell?’

‘As well as can be not expecting.’

‘She’s negative then?’

‘I’m positive she is.’

‘Maybe next time, eh?’

‘Listen, thanks for the interest, but that’s not why I’m calling. I thought you’d want to know, I had a very interesting chat with Mr Pond.’

A.k.a. Tampon, thought Rebus. ‘Oh yes?’ he said.

‘You’re not going to believe it . . .’ said Brian Holmes. For once, he was right.

10
Brothel Creepers

The way Tom Pond explained it to Rebus, architects were either doomed to failure or else doomed to success. He had no doubt at all that he came into the latter category.

‘I know architects my age, guys I went to college with, they’ve been on the dole for the past half dozen years. Or else they give up and go do something sensible like working on a building site or living on a kibbutz. Then there are some of us, for a time we can’t put a foot wrong. This prize leads to that contract, and that contract gets noticed by an American corporation, and we start calling ourselves “international”. Note, I say “for a time”. It can all turn sour. You get in a rut, or the economic situation can’t support your new ideas. I’ll tell you, the best architectural designs are sitting locked away in drawers – nobody can afford to build the buildings, not yet anyway, maybe not ever. So I’m just enjoying my lucky break. That’s all I’m doing.’