“My God,” he exclaimed as he pulled out a chair and placed his hands on the keyboard.

Glowing on his computer screen was the city crime map. Beat 219 was filled with little blue fish and outlined in flashing red. That particular area of second precinct was bordered by Chippenham Parkway to the west, Jahnke Road to the north, railroad tracks to the east and Midlothian Turnpike to the south. Brazil’s first thought was that some terrible disaster had happened within those boundaries since he had marked End Of Tour twenty minutes ago. Perhaps there had been a riot, a bomb threat, an overturned chemical truck, a hurricane watch.

He got on the phone and called the radio room. Communications Officer Patty Passman answered.

“This is unit 11,” Brazil abruptly announced. “Is something big going down on Southside, specifically in beat 219?”

“You marked EOT at 1924 hours,” Passman came back.

“I know,” Brazil ten-foured.

“Then why are you asking about 219? Are you monitoring the scanner?”

“Ten-10,” Brazil let her know he wasn’t. “Is something on it about 219?”

“Ten-10,” Passman said as radio chatter sounded in the background.

“Oh. I thought when you asked if I was monitoring 219 maybe you meant that something was going on,” Brazil said, realizing that ten-codes were not necessary over the phone.

“Ten-10, unit 11,” said Passman, who no longer knew how to talk in anything but. “Ten-12, unit 11,” she told him to stand by. “Ten-10,” she came back. “Nothing 10-18,” she let him know nothing urgent was afoot.

“What about anything at all?” Brazil couldn’t let it go.

“How many times do I have to 10-9 myself?” She was getting increasingly impatient as she let him know she wasn’t going to repeat herself again.

“What about a fish truck overturning, for example?”

“What?”

“Anything that might have to do with fish? Blue ones, maybe?”

“Ten-12,” she told him to stand by again. “Hey, Mabie!”

Passman inadvertently keyed the mike. Brazil and all on the radio, including felons and hobbyists with scanners, could hear every word.

“Anything come in about fish?” Passman was saying in a loud voice to dispatcher Johnnie Mabie.

“Fish? Who wants to know?”

“Eleven.”

“What kind of fish?”

“Blue fish. Maybe a truck overturning or a problem with one of the fish markets or something.”

“I’ll have to get hold of an inspector. Unit 709.”

Horrified, Brazil snapped on his scanner.

“Seven-oh-nine,” the inspector’s voice blurted into Brazil’s dining room.

“Anything going on with fish in second, specifically in 219?” dispatcher Mabie came back.

“Who’s Fish?” 709 responded.

“Anybody’s.”

“I meant is Fish a subject?” 709 qualified. “Or are you referencing fish?”

“Fish,” Passman bullied Mabie out of the way. “A fish spill, for example.”

“Ten-10,” 709 replied after a long pause. “Possible fish could be an a.k.a.?”

Passman got back on the phone without ever having gotten off it, really. She posed the question to Brazil. He could think of no wanted subject with the alias Fish or Blue Fish. Brazil thanked her and hung up as other units began calling in with insincere questions and mocking tips about fish and fishy people, incidents, situations, false alarms, mental subjects, prostitutes and pimps named one or the other, and vanity plates. Brazil snapped off the scanner, furious that the Richmond cops now had one more thing to ridicule him about.