As time passed and maturity waved Otis Rhoad through new intersections of his life, he realized that more important than his war against moving violations was an insidious disease that clearly was becoming the epidemic of modern times. The world was running out of parking spaces.

He began punishing those who left their cars at expired meters, in handicap spaces or in more selfish and ruder appropriations such as lawns, shoulders, driveways that did not belong to them, businesses or churches they did not visit, and bicycle paths. He started carrying his ticket book off duty, especially after the city changed to twenty-four-hour meters.

Rhoad tapped an ash and gripped the mike. In exactly six minutes and forty seconds it would be eight-forty A.M., and Communications Officer Patty Passman’s meter would expire.

It was possible that Smudge had a slight concussion, but he refused to be taken to the hospital, and Bubba refused to let Smudge drive. Bubba had to admit that he’d never driven a truck quite as nice as Smudge’s and he felt the bitterness once again, a resentment that had pickled a part of Bubba since the beginning of time. In his own way, Smudge was no different from all who had mocked and wounded Bubba throughout his life.

“Some good buddy you are,” Bubba muttered because Smudge seemed asleep. “Sell me that piece-of-shit Jeep. Sabotage Bay 8 so you can win the competition every month. Get your free packs of cigarettes and sell ’em to me.”

“You say something?” Smudge mumbled as Bubba turned into Smudge’s driveway, where Bubba had left his crappy Jeep last night.

“I guess you owe me a thousand dollars,” Bubba told him.

Smudge suddenly became alert. He sat up straight in his seat and blinked several times, taking in his surroundings.

“Where are we?” he asked.

“In your driveway,” said Bubba. “Don’t be changing the subject on me, Smudge. I won.”

He started to say fair and square but saw his manufactured coon eyes glowing in trees.

“Won?” Smudge acted drugged. “Won what?”

“Our bet, Smudge.”

“What bet?”

“You know what bet!”

“Huh?” Smudge slurred. “Think I have amnesia. Don’t even know where we are. Don’t recognize a thing. Where are we?”

“Your expensive house in Brandermill!” Bubba wanted to give Smudge a more serious concussion. “The one with the swimming pool and the brand-new Range Rover in front. Because you don’t give a shit about buying American or being loyal to Philip Morris who doesn’t pay you enough to live like this! So you’re cheating, lying, stealing all over the world!”

Smudge grappled with the door handle and almost fell getting out of the truck. Bubba got Half Shell out and she jumped into the back of his Jeep. Smudge’s wife boiled out the front door to assist Smudge. She threw Bubba a menacing look as he backed out of the driveway. He didn’t care. He didn’t stop to explain. He sped through Smudge’s rich neighborhood with its big homes and wooded lots. He darted out on Midlothian Turnpike and passed everyone.