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Chapters (8)
  1. Cover Page
  2. SOME EXPLICIT POLAROIDS
  3. SOME EXPLICIT POLAROIDS
  4. OUT OF JOINT AUTUMN TOUR 1999
  5. Out of Joint’s Productions
  6. SOME EXPLICIT POLAROIDS
  7. OUT OF JOINT EDUCATION
  8. Scene One

Victor Why does this happen to me? This always happens to me. I’m a crazy guy, you know, and I just want to have fun, just want to enjoy … Why do these guys fucking lie to me? Loving, spiritual, vulnerable, ill. Fuck this.

Nadia What are you doing?

Victor I’m going.

Nadia But Tim isn’t back yet.

Victor I don’t want to see this liar.

Nadia Please wait for him. He’ll be back with food in a minute, then we can / get the tube.

Victor No. I don’t need this.

Nadia He wants you here. He’s been looking forward to … It means so much / to him.

Victor Means? Means? Fuck this ‘means’. Nothing means anything, okay?

Victor moves to exit.

Victor I find a guy to pay my fare out of here.

Nadia Who?

Victor Any guy. They’re all crazy for me. Some guy will fly me to Japan and I will live in cave.

Enter Tim with sweets and cherryade.

Tim Daddy’s here. Look at this. Total crap, love it. Total fucking shite the lot of it. Not a vitamin in sight, fabulous. Lucky bag for everyone. For you.

Nadia Thank you.

Tim And for you.

Victor No.

Tim It’s for you. Special trash delivery.

Victor I don’t want this.

Tim Cherryade? Let’s all have cherryade.

Victor Fucking bastard.

Tim Who’s a …

Victor You, you fucking bastard.

Tim What have I … ?

Nadia Please. I’m sorry.

Victor Spiritual? She says you’re spiritual.

Tim Well she shouldn’t have done that. Why do you always do this?

Nadia I didn’t know.

Tim Just when I’ve met someone. Just when I’m having some fun at last.

Nadia I just wanted him to understand / that you have feelings.

Tim There’s nothing to understand.

Victor I’m going.

Tim No.

Nadia That you feel something.

Tim No I don’t. I don’t feel anything, alright?

Nadia But you do, I know you do / and I know you want someone in your life because you’ve got this need …

Tim Don’t you tell me. I want to have fun.

Nadia And we feel the need.

Tim Just because you’re … Just because you’ve got no-one.

Nadia I’ve got Simon.

Tim Yeah?

Nadia Sometimes, yes, often I’ve got Simon.

Tim And look what Simon does to you. Look at how Simon hurts / you all the time.

Nadia No. I’m not listening to all this negative … No, I’m going now. I’ll make my own way back. I’m going. And who knows? I might meet someone on the way back. Because I’m open, I’m at peace with myself, I don’t have to …

Tim What? What?

Nadia Pay for a … sex … slave.

Nadia exits.

Tim She shouldn’t have said that, it isn’t true.

Victor You don’t want slave?