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CASS: Yeah. Okay.
BRO: Yeah. North of Redding. She’s got twenty acres and a house and all. I do everything around the place, kind of a hired hand who don’t get paid. I steal from her. Small amounts.
CASS: Wow. Retarded? Well—so, uh—
BRO: And—I do screw her.
CASS: Well—
BRO: Yes, I do. Sometimes…I just haul off and screw her.
CASS: Oh my Lord.
BRO: She sort of seems to forget about it afterward.
CASS: Is it—mainly just you and her—?
BRO: Yep, just the two of us. It beats logging. (Pause.) I haven’t seen you since before I got arrested that time. Where you been?
CASS: Me? Right here in Ukiah till a couple months ago.
BRO: Yeah? And then where?
CASS: I was back in Texas. Texas ain’t there no more.
BRO: Shit. Did Mexico finally get it back?
CASS: What are you here for?
BRO: It’s my town. Ukiah is my home.
CASS: What are you doing here? Is it the wedding?
BRO: I’m terrible.
CASS: You’re going to the wedding?
BRO: I’ll just sit there quietly.
CASS hides his face and moans.
BRO: She’s the love of my life.
CASS: Do you even know her?
BRO: I was married to her. I was her first husband. Her first love. Her first lover. I was the first hombre to ride that little filly.
CASS: I mean…now. Hasn’t it been about ten years since you two split up?
BRO: Eleven years. One-one. Pair of aces.
CASS: Split up after a lifelong union that lasted around two months?
BRO: June one to August thirty-one. Nineteen eighty-nine.
CASS: A legally binding summer romance.
BRO: It is a lifelong union.
CASS: Bro…Suzanne ain’t much, you ask me.
BRO: She ain’t perfect, but perfection is not the basis of what I’m talking about. I don’t understand why I’m even discussing it with you. You’d hit eighteen in a blackjack game.
CASS: Yeah? You got witnesses?
BRO: You’d hit twenty-one. You’d hit blackjack if they let you. Ain’t nothing perfect enough.
CASS: No, there ain’t. Because look at your hands and your fingers and everything else. We are so…Feel your skin! We’re made so…
BRO: So what.
CASS: So there.
BRO: Aaaaaah—
CASS: So beautifully. We should be turning over blackjack every deal. Nothing short of that is gonna do it. That’s what we deserve is blackjack, blackjack, blackjack. I go along with Grandma on this one…Bro, I do. The most logical outcome of the whole enterprise is Heaven.
BRO: I like the way you stir around your concepts. You got the casino of the universe and the whole God-the-croupier thing. You always had the gift of gab.
CASS: I been on a strange journey through the desert wastes. Also the wetter part of Texas. A strange journey.
BRO: We oughta buy you some time on the religious channel. You know what’s happening to you?
CASS: I’m trying to know.
BRO: You’re turning into him: Dad. You are becoming Oliver Wendell Homes Cassandra.