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  1. Shoppers
  2. Denis Johnson
  3. Contents
  4. HELLHOUND ON MY TRAIL
  5. SHOPPERS CARRIED BY ESCALATORS INTO THE FLAMES
  6. About the Author
  7. ALSO BY DENIS JOHNSON
  8. Copyright
  9. About the Publisher

CASS: Yeah. Okay.

BRO: Yeah. North of Redding. She’s got twenty acres and a house and all. I do everything around the place, kind of a hired hand who don’t get paid. I steal from her. Small amounts.

CASS: Wow. Retarded? Well—so, uh—

BRO: And—I do screw her.

CASS: Well—

BRO: Yes, I do. Sometimes…I just haul off and screw her.

CASS: Oh my Lord.

BRO: She sort of seems to forget about it afterward.

CASS: Is it—mainly just you and her—?

BRO: Yep, just the two of us. It beats logging. (Pause.) I haven’t seen you since before I got arrested that time. Where you been?

CASS: Me? Right here in Ukiah till a couple months ago.

BRO: Yeah? And then where?

CASS: I was back in Texas. Texas ain’t there no more.

BRO: Shit. Did Mexico finally get it back?

CASS: What are you here for?

BRO: It’s my town. Ukiah is my home.

CASS: What are you doing here? Is it the wedding?

BRO: I’m terrible.

CASS: You’re going to the wedding?

BRO: I’ll just sit there quietly.

CASS hides his face and moans.

BRO: She’s the love of my life.

CASS: Do you even know her?

BRO: I was married to her. I was her first husband. Her first love. Her first lover. I was the first hombre to ride that little filly.

CASS: I mean…now. Hasn’t it been about ten years since you two split up?

BRO: Eleven years. One-one. Pair of aces.

CASS: Split up after a lifelong union that lasted around two months?

BRO: June one to August thirty-one. Nineteen eighty-nine.

CASS: A legally binding summer romance.

BRO: It is a lifelong union.

CASS: Bro…Suzanne ain’t much, you ask me.

BRO: She ain’t perfect, but perfection is not the basis of what I’m talking about. I don’t understand why I’m even discussing it with you. You’d hit eighteen in a blackjack game.

CASS: Yeah? You got witnesses?

BRO: You’d hit twenty-one. You’d hit blackjack if they let you. Ain’t nothing perfect enough.

CASS: No, there ain’t. Because look at your hands and your fingers and everything else. We are so…Feel your skin! We’re made so…

BRO: So what.

CASS: So there.

BRO: Aaaaaah—

CASS: So beautifully. We should be turning over blackjack every deal. Nothing short of that is gonna do it. That’s what we deserve is blackjack, blackjack, blackjack. I go along with Grandma on this one…Bro, I do. The most logical outcome of the whole enterprise is Heaven.

BRO: I like the way you stir around your concepts. You got the casino of the universe and the whole God-the-croupier thing. You always had the gift of gab.

CASS: I been on a strange journey through the desert wastes. Also the wetter part of Texas. A strange journey.

BRO: We oughta buy you some time on the religious channel. You know what’s happening to you?

CASS: I’m trying to know.

BRO: You’re turning into him: Dad. You are becoming Oliver Wendell Homes Cassandra.