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Contents (42)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. Contents
  4. Part One
  5. Sheltering in Place
  6. The Sling
  7. Well/er
  8. Driving Teddy
  9. Morning Meeting
  10. The Snoring Room
  11. Couples Therapist Number Four
  12. The Bird on My Head
  13. The Forehead
  14. Part Two
  15. Cabin Fever
  16. Host Family
  17. The Secret Pooper
  18. The Arrival of the People Puppets
  19. Therapy Dog
  20. Inhabitancy
  21. Escape
  22. Off to See the Forehead
  23. The Sleepover
  24. Noble Journey
  25. Leaving Early
  26. Part Three
  27. Bracing for Change
  28. Michael Wasserman
  29. Adult Braces
  30. Walking the Reservoir
  31. Contained
  32. Family-Style
  33. Making Plans
  34. Spotlight
  35. Thanksgiving
  36. Acknowledgments
  37. An Excerpt from Small World
  38. Untitled Prologue
  39. Only Idiots Smile All the Time
  40. About the Author
  41. Copyright
  42. About the Publisher

Michael Wasserman, a virtual stranger, is still staring at me, but he hasn’t walked away yet. I take this as a good sign, or at least as a sign that all is not lost. Yet. He nods his head slowly. “Mrs. Shapiro.” He edges our carts out of the line of rabid shoppers desperately foraging for dinner at the nearby whole-roasted-chicken counter, then speaks slowly, a memory gelling with each word he adds: “She lived next door, with two girls, so her house was full of arts and crafts stuff. We sat at her dining room table the night before the diorama was due and she helped me do the whole thing.” He pauses, then smiles, all teeth. “Actually, she did the whole thing while I just watched.”

I’m as sad now for him as I was years earlier. “I didn’t mean to bring up a painful memory.”

“I’d completely forgotten about the diorama until now. Clearly I’d blocked it.”

As a crowd at a frozen pizza sample counter continues to gather, we move our carts out of the way again.

“So what did you do after I destroyed your diorama?”

“I became an orthodontist.”

“No way.”

“I know. So boring.”

“Are you kidding? When you’re a writer there’s nothing boring about a normal career with a steady income.” I haven’t self-identified as a writer in ages and I have no idea why I did just now.

“That’s right,” he says, smiling again. “Congratulations on all your success!”

I wave him away. “That was such a long time ago.”

“Was it really?”

“It feels like it. It feels like a million years ago!”

“Well, my kids loved the book. And the show. I used to tell them that I knew the girl who created them, that I sat next to her in Hebrew school.”

I roll my eyes. “The girl with the bird on her head.”

“That’s not how I remember it. I remember you being the supercool girl that I was too scared to talk to.”

“Shut. Up.”

“Remember what you used to say to the principal when he told you to smile? You’d say, ‘It’s my face.’” He laughs. “It’s my face. That was really something.”

“Smiling was not part of my skill set back then.”

“Well, you’re smiling now.”

I blush, then look in his cart: cereal, organic macaroni and cheese, peanut butter. “Tell me about your kids.”

He taps his phone and then shows me—three adorable dark-haired children in various stages of toothlessness, against a backdrop of epic foliage. “This was a few years ago. They don’t like to be photographed now. They’re in their tweens now.”

“They look just like her,” I say, with a wry smile, remembering Janie Levy. She was the prettiest girl at the temple, and she and her twin brother, David, were the bat mitzvah circuit heartthrobs. I remember Michael and Janie dating around the time of all those awful parties, her perfect hair and his perfect teeth, neither of them needing braces, and how awkward and unsightly the rest of us seemed by comparison. “I can’t believe people actually marry their Hebrew school sweethearts and live happily ever after.”