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Contents ( 42)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. Contents
  4. Part One
  5. Sheltering in Place
  6. The Sling
  7. Well/er
  8. Driving Teddy
  9. Morning Meeting
  10. The Snoring Room
  11. Couples Therapist Number Four
  12. The Bird on My Head
  13. The Forehead
  14. Part Two
  15. Cabin Fever
  16. Host Family
  17. The Secret Pooper
  18. The Arrival of the People Puppets
  19. Therapy Dog
  20. Inhabitancy
  21. Escape
  22. Off to See the Forehead
  23. The Sleepover
  24. Noble Journey
  25. Leaving Early
  26. Part Three
  27. Bracing for Change
  28. Michael Wasserman
  29. Adult Braces
  30. Walking the Reservoir
  31. Contained
  32. Family-Style
  33. Making Plans
  34. Spotlight
  35. Thanksgiving
  36. Acknowledgments
  37. An Excerpt from Small World
  38. Untitled Prologue
  39. Only Idiots Smile All the Time
  40. About the Author
  41. Copyright
  42. About the Publisher

“You’re sure you told her we were coming today?” Gary says.

“Of course I’m sure. I said Friday the twenty-sixth.”

He rolls his eyes. “Today’s the nineteenth, Judy. The twenty-sixth is next week.”

“Oh shit.”

“And now I really have to pee.” He starts looking around at trees and bushes, but I shake my finger at him.

“No way. Remember what happened last time?” Who knew that public urination in the woods off a dog park trail was considered indecent exposure in New Hampshire and carried with it the fine of $1,000. (We didn’t.) “Can’t you wait?”

“Do I look like I can wait?” He is hopping now, his voice an octave higher.

“Do you have a key?”

“No, but sometimes she leaves the back door open. Maybe she just went to the supermarket.”

We walk around to the side of the house, and while Gary makes another call I try the mudroom door, but it’s locked. Gary’s hopping gets even more frantic and I tell him to just go in the bushes already.

“No! I’m not taking any chances this time.”

I drop my bag on the ground and eye the mudroom window, then struggle to push the storm window up, then the window itself. Just as I get them both open and wave at Gary in triumph, I hear the distant sound of a police siren and Gary shouting at his mother.

“You’re staying where? I can’t hear you! For how long?” He covers the phone and turns to me. “Her house is being sprayed tomorrow for termites!” The sirens are getting louder. But as I get closer to Gary I can hear his mother telling him she can’t talk now—the alarm company just called to tell her that somebody is trying to break into her house and the police are on their way.

* * *

“It won’t be much longer,” the officer says from the front seat, eyeing us in the backseat, in the rearview mirror instead of turning around. He has the heavy-voweled accent of a native New Englander, but he doesn’t drop his rs with the savage disregard of a Bostonian. Unfortunately. “As soon as we reach the alarm company, you’ll be on your way.”

“Great.” Gary rolls his eyes just at me.

“Sorry,” I whisper out of the side of my mouth, then shrug, as if it’s not really my fault that I messed up the date of our visit. Before Gary can complain about my shitty nonapology-apology, another officer approaches the car, holding my shoulder bag—the one I’d dropped outside the mudroom window.

“This must be yours,” he says, opening the bag and peering inside before he hands it over to me through the open backseat window. I open it up and Gary sees what’s inside.

Gary’s eyes widen. He’s panicked. “You brought the book?” he whispers.

The cop points at the bag, then at me. “Just make sure everything’s in there.”

I reach into the bag, take each thing out to confirm its existence: “Wallet, keys, phone charger, Emily Dickinson.”