Chapters (25)
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Praise
- CHAPTER ONE
- CHAPTER TWO
- CHAPTER THREE
- CHAPTER FOUR
- CHAPTER FIVE
- CHAPTER SIX
- CHAPTER SEVEN
- CHAPTER EIGHT
- CHAPTER NINE
- CHAPTER TEN
- CHAPTER ELEVEN
- CHAPTER TWELVE
- CHAPTER THIRTEEN
- CHAPTER FOURTEEN
- CHAPTER FIFTEEN
- CHAPTER SIXTEEN
- CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
- CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
- CHAPTER NINETEEN
- CHAPTER TWENTY
- Teaser chapter
“Forgot.You’re already rich. I’m going to be rich, and you’ll be richer.”
“Okay.”
“I’m serious. We’ve just discovered a no-fail motivation for exercise. Hot jungle sex. We’ll be Bill Gates rich. We’ll write a book. There’ll be DVDs and infomercials. America, then the world, will become buff and sexually satisfied. And they’ll have us to thank.”
“Will the DVDs and infomercial have demonstrations of the hot jungle sex?”
“On the Adult Only versions—and we can use a lot of mist and clever lighting and camera angles to keep it classy.”
“Honey, one of the perks of hot jungle sex is it’s not classy.”
“For production purposes it will be. We’re not making porn here. Think of the millions, Delaney.” She rolled onto her stomach so she could see his face. “The millions of unfit bodies who will read our book, see our DVD or infomercial, and think: holy shit, I can get me some of that if I work out? We’ll need to build the McBane-Brown Motivational Health Club so we can offer a safe, clean place for membership. We’ll franchise. They will pay, Del. Oh yes, they will pay big for this.”
“How come your name goes first on the Motivational Health Club?”
“My idea.”
“That’s true, but you wouldn’t have had the idea if I hadn’t just rocked your world.”
“Rocked yours right back.”
“Damn right, you did. Come here.” He pulled her over until she splayed across his chest. “Your name can go first.”
“Good. That’s settled. Of course we’ll have to have various DVDs for levels. Like Yoga for Beginners, and that sort of thing. Beginners, Intermediate, and Advanced. We don’t want anyone getting hurt.”
“I’ll start the paperwork.”
“Do that. God, five miles and hot jungle sex. I should be exhausted, but I feel like I could do it all again and then ... Oh shit.”
“What?”
“The time! Five miles and HJS take longer than three miles and yoga. I’ve got to get in the shower.”
“Me, too.”
She gave his shoulder a light pinch. “It has to be just a shower. I’m off schedule.”
“Laurel, every man has his limits. I think I’ve reached mine for this morning.”
She got up, pushed back her hair. “Wimp,” she said, then dashed for the shower.
BY THE TIME SHE’D FINISHED HER MORNING BAKING, LAUREL WAS back on schedule. She’d opted for a DVD of The Thin Man, and arranged pastries for the ten o’clock on a pretty dish while Nick and Nora’s dialogue zinged from the kitchen set.
The air smelled indulgently of sugar and rich coffee, and held the cheer of some of Emma’s Shasta daisies.
She reached back to untie her apron as Parker walked in.
“Oh, you’re finished. I was coming in to help you with the setup.”