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Chapters (48)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Table of Contents
  4. Chapter One: Fender Bender
  5. Chapter Two: Bigfoot Burrito
  6. Chapter Three: Treasure Hunt
  7. Chapter Four: Open Sesame
  8. Chapter Five: Central Intelligence
  9. Chapter Six: First Flight
  10. Chapter Seven: Park It
  11. Chapter Eight: Next Steps
  12. Chapter Nine: Search Strategies
  13. Chapter Ten: Overflight
  14. Chapter Eleven: Barn Doors
  15. Chapter Twelve: Saturn Fly-By
  16. Chapter Thirteen: Getting a Clue
  17. Chapter Fourteen: Hacked
  18. Chapter Fifteen: The Spy Game
  19. Chapter Sixteen: Investigations
  20. Chapter Seventeen: Break-In
  21. Chapter Eighteen: Battening Down
  22. Chapter Nineteen: Shoring Up Defenses
  23. Chapter Twenty: Third Time’s the Charm
  24. Chapter Twenty-One: Proxy
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two: Rescue
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three: Chase
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four: Spies R Us
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five: Surveillance
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six: Making Plans
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven: Going In
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Infiltration
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine: Accidental Captive
  33. Chapter Thirty: Interrogation
  34. Chapter Thirty-One: Reaction
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two: Kidnappings
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three: Reviewing Options
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four: Public Debut
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five: Distractions
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six: The Big Reveal
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven: Regrouping
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight: Waiting for Results
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine: It Hits the Fan
  43. Chapter Forty: Disassembly
  44. Chapter Forty-One: Wrapping It Up
  45. Chapter Forty-Two: Negotiations
  46. Chapter Forty-Three: Coda
  47. About the Author
  48. About the Publisher

Patrick’s eyes were wide and staring, and his mouth had formed an O. Without a word, he held out his phone to us. A video was playing of an obviously dead, furry alien being loaded into a chest freezer while an off-screen female voice made a comment about mobsters.

“Okay, but you took that video,” Nat said. “What’s the—?”

“This is on Twitter,” Patrick said, his voice shaking.

I gave him a look of disbelief. “You didn’t … ”

Patrick screwed up his face. “Of course I didn’t. TimJay666 did.”

“And that would be … ”

“The shrimp. Timothy J. Jordan. My soon to be very, very dead little brother.”

“But how?” Nat said.

Patrick sighed. “He got into my private folders once before on the family cloud storage. I’ve changed my password several times since, but I’ve always wondered if he had a hack of some kind to get it in the first place. Looks like the answer’s yes.”

“Has he posted anything else?”

Patrick poked at his phone for several moments. “Doesn’t look like it. Not on Twitter, anyway.” He poked some more, then put the phone to his ear and walked to the other end of the barn.

I fired up Twitter and did a search. I quickly found the post and watched the attachment. Fortunately, it was only an excerpt. Nothing more than a comment from Patrick about the body being heavy, my response, and Nat’s question about putting it in a chest freezer. And a shot of the corpse as it was being tossed into the freezer, of course. But there was no way to identify the voices or the location of the video, unless you knew the people speaking.

Patrick’s voice rose in anger from across the barn—not quite enough to make out entire sentences, although individual words sometimes floated above the general noise level. And one phrase, repeated several times: “fucking dead.”

Two minutes later, Patrick came stomping back across the barn. His expression was still one of rage, his complexion flushed. “He’s going to take it down. I gave him one minute, and told him I would knock a tooth out of his face for every extra minute.”

Nat chortled. “And he bought it?”

“I meant it, Nat. I’m pretty sure he could hear that in my voice. I haven’t beat up the little prick since I was fourteen, but I think he got that I was serious. I’m still going to have a very pointed conversation with him later.”

I looked down at my phone just as the post from TimJay666 changed to ‘This video is no longer available.’

“It’s down,” I said. “I hope it stays down.”

Patrick’s only reply was a cold, angry glare that I admitted to myself didn’t bode well for Tim’s future.

“We have to get rid of the freezer,” Nat said.