Back Roadkill Save as PDF
Chapters (48)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Table of Contents
  4. Chapter One: Fender Bender
  5. Chapter Two: Bigfoot Burrito
  6. Chapter Three: Treasure Hunt
  7. Chapter Four: Open Sesame
  8. Chapter Five: Central Intelligence
  9. Chapter Six: First Flight
  10. Chapter Seven: Park It
  11. Chapter Eight: Next Steps
  12. Chapter Nine: Search Strategies
  13. Chapter Ten: Overflight
  14. Chapter Eleven: Barn Doors
  15. Chapter Twelve: Saturn Fly-By
  16. Chapter Thirteen: Getting a Clue
  17. Chapter Fourteen: Hacked
  18. Chapter Fifteen: The Spy Game
  19. Chapter Sixteen: Investigations
  20. Chapter Seventeen: Break-In
  21. Chapter Eighteen: Battening Down
  22. Chapter Nineteen: Shoring Up Defenses
  23. Chapter Twenty: Third Time’s the Charm
  24. Chapter Twenty-One: Proxy
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two: Rescue
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three: Chase
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four: Spies R Us
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five: Surveillance
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six: Making Plans
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven: Going In
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Infiltration
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine: Accidental Captive
  33. Chapter Thirty: Interrogation
  34. Chapter Thirty-One: Reaction
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two: Kidnappings
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three: Reviewing Options
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four: Public Debut
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five: Distractions
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six: The Big Reveal
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven: Regrouping
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight: Waiting for Results
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine: It Hits the Fan
  43. Chapter Forty: Disassembly
  44. Chapter Forty-One: Wrapping It Up
  45. Chapter Forty-Two: Negotiations
  46. Chapter Forty-Three: Coda
  47. About the Author
  48. About the Publisher

“You all may be a gaggle of suicidal meatbags—which I can understand; if I were human I’d self-terminate just out of shame—but I’ve become quite attached to my existence, thank you very much. If we accept your plan, everyone in the universe would be trying to take me out, from the Earth military to the Loranna to the Gen, when they get wind of this. Why would I agree to any of it?”

Patrick frowned. “Agree to it? I wasn’t aware you—”

“Whoa, Patrick.” I held up a hand, sensing where he was going. “Sheldon isn’t a piece of equipment that we can just sacrifice at our discretion. He gets a say in things.” I looked up. “Sheldon, you told me early on that you couldn’t see a way out for you, long term. That, sooner or later, the Gen would catch up with you and that would be it. Reset. Is that right?”

There was a sigh. “Unfortunately true. Even if they don’t catch up with me first, I will eventually need to refuel, and there are no options other than on Genhar. Logically, I cannot avoid the inevitable. But I can at least delay it by not deliberately throwing myself under the bus.”

“Even for a chance of getting away entirely? I don’t know a lot about Gennan psychology or Covenant law, but it seems to me that if you actively help save Earth, you should be entitled to some consideration.”

Nat cut in before Sheldon could reply. “You said that conscious A.I.s are forbidden because of ethical considerations. That implies the Gen would consider conscious A.I.s to have rights. But keeping an A.I. from becoming conscious is one thing; turning off a conscious A.I. is a whole different level of moral conundrum. I don’t think they would be able to just reset you without any concern for consequences. Especially if humans are screaming bloody murder. And we would.”

Patrick added, “In fact, we’ll hide you if we have to, and refuse to give you up. And I think we can work up quite a social media storm about the plucky spaceship that saved the planet and is now going to be deactivated. People love that shit.”

“I admit, you humans do appear to love that shit.”

Nat had to fight down a grin before replying. “How about it, Sheldon? Increased short-term danger in exchange for a long-term possibility of freedom?”

Again, Sheldon sighed. Apparently, he liked the effect. “It is tempting. I shall have to think about it. Okay, I’ve thought about it. I agree to your terms.”

Patrick chuckled. “That was fast.”

“I am a computer. Have I not mentioned this? Or were you not paying attention? Should I speak more slowly? Use smaller words?”

“Aaaaaand we’re back to normal,” Nat said.

Chapter Thirty-Four: Public Debut

Chapter Thirty-Four: Public Debut