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Chapters (48)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Table of Contents
  4. Chapter One: Fender Bender
  5. Chapter Two: Bigfoot Burrito
  6. Chapter Three: Treasure Hunt
  7. Chapter Four: Open Sesame
  8. Chapter Five: Central Intelligence
  9. Chapter Six: First Flight
  10. Chapter Seven: Park It
  11. Chapter Eight: Next Steps
  12. Chapter Nine: Search Strategies
  13. Chapter Ten: Overflight
  14. Chapter Eleven: Barn Doors
  15. Chapter Twelve: Saturn Fly-By
  16. Chapter Thirteen: Getting a Clue
  17. Chapter Fourteen: Hacked
  18. Chapter Fifteen: The Spy Game
  19. Chapter Sixteen: Investigations
  20. Chapter Seventeen: Break-In
  21. Chapter Eighteen: Battening Down
  22. Chapter Nineteen: Shoring Up Defenses
  23. Chapter Twenty: Third Time’s the Charm
  24. Chapter Twenty-One: Proxy
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two: Rescue
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three: Chase
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four: Spies R Us
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five: Surveillance
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six: Making Plans
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven: Going In
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Infiltration
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine: Accidental Captive
  33. Chapter Thirty: Interrogation
  34. Chapter Thirty-One: Reaction
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two: Kidnappings
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three: Reviewing Options
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four: Public Debut
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five: Distractions
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six: The Big Reveal
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven: Regrouping
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight: Waiting for Results
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine: It Hits the Fan
  43. Chapter Forty: Disassembly
  44. Chapter Forty-One: Wrapping It Up
  45. Chapter Forty-Two: Negotiations
  46. Chapter Forty-Three: Coda
  47. About the Author
  48. About the Publisher

“And third, we have the status of the person named Alaric, who stole the ship in the first place. I understand he is deceased?”

I felt the blood drain from my face. They were ending with the clincher, at least as far as I was concerned. Oh well, might as well get it over with. “Ah, yeah, I kind of ran him over.”

Nond made the sideways motion with his head again. “Your ship intelligence gave us a summary of events from the moment it was stolen, and has released the postmortem report to us. It described Alaric’s fate in—”

“He,” Nat interjected.

“What?”

“He. Sheldon is a sentient being, not an object.”

Nond gazed at her for a moment. “That is an item for future discussion. However, even granting your premise, the pronoun I am using is a valid gender-neutral designation, at least in Gen. It may not be translating well into Human.”

“English. And I’ll concede the usage on that basis.”

I turned to stare at Nat, wondering if I’d made a mistake taking the lead. She was going for the jugular, which actually might be a good thing.

Nond turned back to me. “Further to the subject of Alaric. He was killed during the commission of a felony, so his right to consequential correction is already compromised. And given the circumstances, we’re not entirely sure there are any laws under which we could prosecute, even if we wanted to. A defense advocate would simply argue that you could not avoid, er, running over Alaric if you couldn’t see him, and placing him in a freezer was a good-faith attempt to preserve him for a proper post-life ceremony. I can’t say I would disagree with such an argument.”

“What about the medical nanites?” I asked. “I made resuscitation impossible. I effectively killed him a second time with the freezer thing.”

Nond frowned. Actually frowned, which seemed to have the same meaning to a Gen. “What do you mean?”

I gave a summary of Sheldon’s original commentary about reviving Alaric. When I was done, Nond and his associates looked at each other in turn. “But that’s … ridiculous,” Nond said. “I’ve seen the postmortem report. You don’t come back from that level of cranial damage in any case, but freezing would generally not be a critical issue. If a victim were otherwise revivable, medical nanites would simply repair damage from ice crystals as part of the process.”

Now it was our turn to exchange confused glances. “So,” Nat finally said, “Sheldon lied to us?”

“Sheldon?” I subvocalized. “Any comment?”

Nothing.

“We have excluded the Ship Intelligence from this discussion,” Nond said, apparently sensing the attempted sidebar. “And to answer your question, yes, it would appear the Ship Intelligence lied to you. Which … ” Nond frowned again, “should be impossible.”