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Chapters (48)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Table of Contents
  4. Chapter One: Fender Bender
  5. Chapter Two: Bigfoot Burrito
  6. Chapter Three: Treasure Hunt
  7. Chapter Four: Open Sesame
  8. Chapter Five: Central Intelligence
  9. Chapter Six: First Flight
  10. Chapter Seven: Park It
  11. Chapter Eight: Next Steps
  12. Chapter Nine: Search Strategies
  13. Chapter Ten: Overflight
  14. Chapter Eleven: Barn Doors
  15. Chapter Twelve: Saturn Fly-By
  16. Chapter Thirteen: Getting a Clue
  17. Chapter Fourteen: Hacked
  18. Chapter Fifteen: The Spy Game
  19. Chapter Sixteen: Investigations
  20. Chapter Seventeen: Break-In
  21. Chapter Eighteen: Battening Down
  22. Chapter Nineteen: Shoring Up Defenses
  23. Chapter Twenty: Third Time’s the Charm
  24. Chapter Twenty-One: Proxy
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two: Rescue
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three: Chase
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four: Spies R Us
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five: Surveillance
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six: Making Plans
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven: Going In
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Infiltration
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine: Accidental Captive
  33. Chapter Thirty: Interrogation
  34. Chapter Thirty-One: Reaction
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two: Kidnappings
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three: Reviewing Options
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four: Public Debut
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five: Distractions
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six: The Big Reveal
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven: Regrouping
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight: Waiting for Results
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine: It Hits the Fan
  43. Chapter Forty: Disassembly
  44. Chapter Forty-One: Wrapping It Up
  45. Chapter Forty-Two: Negotiations
  46. Chapter Forty-Three: Coda
  47. About the Author
  48. About the Publisher

It was well after nine when Patrick and Natalie finally arrived. As I spotted her getting out of his car, I felt a momentary twinge of jealousy, followed immediately by shame. I’d been off at college for the last couple of years, leaving her behind with an ailing father to support and no prospect of a way out. Since I’d been back, I had avoided her, even to the extent of not answering her texts. I certainly had no claim on her, and honestly, I was amazed she was still talking to me.

Patrick stopped just inside the door and said, “Hey, you moved that freezer all by yourself?”

“Yeah, with the pallet jack.”

As we talked, we walked around the old hay bales to the back of the barn, where the freezer sat in semi-darkness. An extension cord stretched off into the dimness. Natalie opened the lid for a moment and gazed down at the alien corpse. Frost now covered the fur. “That’s still just completely unreal. Have you taken vids of everything?”

“Yeah, but I don’t know how much good it’ll do,” Patrick replied. “Deep fakes are becoming so convincing these days that a video on its own means nothing. What we really need is a light saber or a blaster. Cut a car in half right in front of a bunch of reporters, and you bet people will start paying attention.”

“Or even better, we could produce a flying saucer,” I replied.

Patrick snickered. “One that actually flies.”

“Fine. I’m not trying to back out.” Natalie made a face and gestured at the corpse. “But there are probably a whole lot of ethical and legal questions being raised here.”

“I know, Nat. And we’ll turn it over in a day or two, even if we don’t find a spaceship.” I looked at her with a frown. “And we’ll accept that we’ll never learn anything more about it.”

Natalie’s lips tightened. “Hey, don’t lecture me, buster. You have your engineering degree to look forward to, more or less, and Patrick will take over his family business. I’m the one who’s going to rot in this town and eventually die of terminal mediocrity.”

Natalie had always planned to get her MBA. Her mother’s death and father’s descent into Alzheimer’s had put an end to any career plans. Yet another reason for me to feel shame for the way I’d been treating her.

Patrick, trying to smooth things over, interjected, “And I’m sure someone will want to autopsy it. Maybe we can sell it to the highest bidder.”

“I think that comes under the heading of ethical questions,” I said. “Maybe instead we’ll sell the spaceship and throw in the alien corpse.”

“Whatever, man. As long as there’s a pile of money involved.”