Back Roadkill
Chapters (48)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Table of Contents
  4. Chapter One: Fender Bender
  5. Chapter Two: Bigfoot Burrito
  6. Chapter Three: Treasure Hunt
  7. Chapter Four: Open Sesame
  8. Chapter Five: Central Intelligence
  9. Chapter Six: First Flight
  10. Chapter Seven: Park It
  11. Chapter Eight: Next Steps
  12. Chapter Nine: Search Strategies
  13. Chapter Ten: Overflight
  14. Chapter Eleven: Barn Doors
  15. Chapter Twelve: Saturn Fly-By
  16. Chapter Thirteen: Getting a Clue
  17. Chapter Fourteen: Hacked
  18. Chapter Fifteen: The Spy Game
  19. Chapter Sixteen: Investigations
  20. Chapter Seventeen: Break-In
  21. Chapter Eighteen: Battening Down
  22. Chapter Nineteen: Shoring Up Defenses
  23. Chapter Twenty: Third Time’s the Charm
  24. Chapter Twenty-One: Proxy
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two: Rescue
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three: Chase
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four: Spies R Us
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five: Surveillance
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six: Making Plans
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven: Going In
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Infiltration
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine: Accidental Captive
  33. Chapter Thirty: Interrogation
  34. Chapter Thirty-One: Reaction
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two: Kidnappings
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three: Reviewing Options
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four: Public Debut
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five: Distractions
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six: The Big Reveal
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven: Regrouping
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight: Waiting for Results
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine: It Hits the Fan
  43. Chapter Forty: Disassembly
  44. Chapter Forty-One: Wrapping It Up
  45. Chapter Forty-Two: Negotiations
  46. Chapter Forty-Three: Coda
  47. About the Author
  48. About the Publisher

Charlene looked slightly irritated that she’d lost the initiative but was plainly curious enough not to balk. She snapped open the case and laid the two halves flat. In short order, she’d extracted a toaster, several sets of clothing, a loaf of bread, and a pillow. At one point, she lifted the case to look under it.

When she was done, she stared at the items on the table—almost five cubic feet of contents pulled out of a suitcase with less than one cubic foot of volume, at least from the outside. Charlene’s jaw worked a couple of times before she was able to talk. “Okay, that’s admittedly hard to fake. And I guess that’s the point?”

“Exactly right. I need to establish some credibility up front, so you don’t just back away slowly when I give you the whole story.”

Charlene grinned. “Because the blue-and-green flying saucer isn’t enough.”

“Well, some people might be able to rationalize it away.” I shrugged. “In any case, I figured a little overkill was better than the alternative.”

“Working so far. Tell you what. Since I have no idea what to ask at this point, why don’t you just give us a rundown of whatever you want to communicate, and we’ll do Q&A and edits on the back end? But let’s start with: are you human?”

I laughed. “Yes, we are. And how we ended up with the ship is a story all on its own, but that’s not the important part.” I handed Charlene a thumb drive. “This has some details, but here’s the high-altitude version … ” I gave a highly abbreviated account of our adventures and what we’d learned, while Charlene’s eyes grew wider and wider.

When I was done, Charlene asked, “So you guys are the group that’s supposed to have held up a 7-Eleven and killed everyone?”

I rolled my eyes. “Enemy of the State.”

“As a matter of fact, your father said something similar in an interview, if I remember right. So what can we—?”

A woman burst into the room holding a cell phone out like a talisman. “We’re being raided. Something like SWAT has broken in downstairs. They commandeered the elevators using firefighter keys. Anyone who challenges them gets cuffed or tasered. I don’t know if it’s your guests they’re after … ”

“Duh,” Charlene said. She turned to me. “That’s a pretty quick response. Any idea why? Or how?”

I pointed at the thumb drive, still in Charlene’s hand. “It’s all on there. The Loranna are apparently into everything, deep enough that they can move SWAT in at a moment’s notice. What’s your cell number?”

Charlene quickly rattled one off.

“Noted,” said Sheldon over my cling-on. “However, this quick action from law enforcement makes me think there may be a Lorannic ship on the way. I’m going to have to leave.”