Back Roadkill
Chapters (48)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Table of Contents
  4. Chapter One: Fender Bender
  5. Chapter Two: Bigfoot Burrito
  6. Chapter Three: Treasure Hunt
  7. Chapter Four: Open Sesame
  8. Chapter Five: Central Intelligence
  9. Chapter Six: First Flight
  10. Chapter Seven: Park It
  11. Chapter Eight: Next Steps
  12. Chapter Nine: Search Strategies
  13. Chapter Ten: Overflight
  14. Chapter Eleven: Barn Doors
  15. Chapter Twelve: Saturn Fly-By
  16. Chapter Thirteen: Getting a Clue
  17. Chapter Fourteen: Hacked
  18. Chapter Fifteen: The Spy Game
  19. Chapter Sixteen: Investigations
  20. Chapter Seventeen: Break-In
  21. Chapter Eighteen: Battening Down
  22. Chapter Nineteen: Shoring Up Defenses
  23. Chapter Twenty: Third Time’s the Charm
  24. Chapter Twenty-One: Proxy
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two: Rescue
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three: Chase
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four: Spies R Us
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five: Surveillance
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six: Making Plans
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven: Going In
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Infiltration
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine: Accidental Captive
  33. Chapter Thirty: Interrogation
  34. Chapter Thirty-One: Reaction
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two: Kidnappings
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three: Reviewing Options
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four: Public Debut
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five: Distractions
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six: The Big Reveal
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven: Regrouping
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight: Waiting for Results
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine: It Hits the Fan
  43. Chapter Forty: Disassembly
  44. Chapter Forty-One: Wrapping It Up
  45. Chapter Forty-Two: Negotiations
  46. Chapter Forty-Three: Coda
  47. About the Author
  48. About the Publisher

“Not a terrible idea, Jack.” Patrick gestured at Arley’s semiconscious form. “If we have both the leaders, I can see that putting a crimp in their operation. So how will we handle this?”

Arley sat up with a groan. Another universal, I guess. He glared blearily at us from his bunk, not saying anything. He might have been looking a little green, which on an orange-skinned being should come out brown, if my old art teacher was to be believed.

I waited a few more seconds, but I guess he was going to wait for us to make the first move. Well, fine then. “We should talk,” I said.

“Why?”

“Well, we have you in a cell, for starters.”

“So?”

I glanced at Patrick and Nat. Their perplexed expressions didn’t fill me with confidence. Apparently, Arley wasn’t as talkative as Karen.

I tried to regroup. “Well, it does put a crimp in your plans for world domination.”

He shrugged. “Not really. They can handle it without me.”

“You mean without you and Karen. The two of you are the leaders and chief architects, aren’t you? How much redundancy can you build into an organization that’s built around a single small clan?”

That got a reaction. Without any kind of warning or buildup, Arley launched himself at us, mouth agape and arms spread wide. I had time to note that he also had claws—retractable, apparently—before he slammed into the cell door.

“Sheldon?” I subvocalized.

“The door will hold against considerably more than Arley can bring to bear,” he replied. “I do know what I’m doing.”

I gazed at Arley, trying to project relaxed and unafraid. “Y’know, your species has a definite anger-control issue.” Arley glared at me, as I continued, “Karen reacted much the same way, although she’s a lot more into threats. Something about not bothering to cook us first.”

Now Arley did smile. “That sounds like Karen. She does like sushi.”

“Ewww,” said Nat.

He glanced at her, then back at me. “Okay, so what now? You seem to have the momentary advantage. What do you want? Money? A spot in the enclaves? We can do that, you know. We don’t—”

“Go back on your agreements. I know. Karen tried that line.”

“Uh-huh. You’re going to a lot of trouble to bring up Karen in the conversation. Almost like you want me to think you have her. Maybe not so much?”

“Well, we didn’t eat her,” I replied. “But negotiations didn’t go well.”

“So what do you want?”

“For the Loranna to leave our planet.”

Arley laughed. “That’s not going to happen. Even with both Karen and me gone. We’re fully committed to this, Jack. It’s Jack, right? You humans all look the same to me. We have no other option. We’ve put everything into this.”