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Chapters (48)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Table of Contents
  4. Chapter One: Fender Bender
  5. Chapter Two: Bigfoot Burrito
  6. Chapter Three: Treasure Hunt
  7. Chapter Four: Open Sesame
  8. Chapter Five: Central Intelligence
  9. Chapter Six: First Flight
  10. Chapter Seven: Park It
  11. Chapter Eight: Next Steps
  12. Chapter Nine: Search Strategies
  13. Chapter Ten: Overflight
  14. Chapter Eleven: Barn Doors
  15. Chapter Twelve: Saturn Fly-By
  16. Chapter Thirteen: Getting a Clue
  17. Chapter Fourteen: Hacked
  18. Chapter Fifteen: The Spy Game
  19. Chapter Sixteen: Investigations
  20. Chapter Seventeen: Break-In
  21. Chapter Eighteen: Battening Down
  22. Chapter Nineteen: Shoring Up Defenses
  23. Chapter Twenty: Third Time’s the Charm
  24. Chapter Twenty-One: Proxy
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two: Rescue
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three: Chase
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four: Spies R Us
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five: Surveillance
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six: Making Plans
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven: Going In
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Infiltration
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine: Accidental Captive
  33. Chapter Thirty: Interrogation
  34. Chapter Thirty-One: Reaction
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two: Kidnappings
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three: Reviewing Options
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four: Public Debut
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five: Distractions
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six: The Big Reveal
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven: Regrouping
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight: Waiting for Results
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine: It Hits the Fan
  43. Chapter Forty: Disassembly
  44. Chapter Forty-One: Wrapping It Up
  45. Chapter Forty-Two: Negotiations
  46. Chapter Forty-Three: Coda
  47. About the Author
  48. About the Publisher

I interjected, “And for some reason, you’ve called it the Earth Conversion Project?”

Karen’s face went from relaxed to stony. I think. I had to remind myself that reading the facial expressions of an alien probably came with huge error bars, but her face definitely had changed. Which meant I’d scored a hit of some kind.

“I’m not familiar with that phrase.”

I held up her thumb drive. “It was on your PowerPoint presentation for the seminar. Want to try again?”

Now there was a definite reaction—a momentary expression of rage. Again, I think. But bared teeth and narrowed eyes wasn’t just arbitrary signaling, like an ear-waggle or something. There would be good strategic biological reasons for showing your weapons in a threat display and protecting your eyeballs. Oh, and it turned out Loranna had fangs. Worth noting.

“You’re making a very large mistake,” she said. “You have no idea what you’re dealing with.”

Nat stepped forward. “To be honest, Karen, after the secret aliens thing, and the Earth Conversion thing, I’m betting anything else you might want to throw at us would be anticlimactic.”

Karen showed her teeth again and said something guttural. In my cling-on, Sheldon said, “That was Lorannic. She was discussing your ancestry and promising her personal attention to your comfort at some future point.”

I chuckled. “Comfort. I’m sure.”

Karen cocked her head. “You understand Lorannic? Interesting. If you’re Gen, you’re the shortest Gen I’ve ever seen.”

She looked up and spoke to the air, which I found interesting. “Ship, please open my stateroom door.”

“Authorization not recognized,” Sheldon replied in a flat tone. At the same moment, he said over the cling-on, “She doesn’t need to know I’m sentient.”

Now Karen focused on Nat. “You know you’re out of a job, right? And times are tough, especially in this rinky-dink town. Gonna be tough paying for your father’s medical.” She paused and smiled. “Of course, you’ll be dead, so maybe it won’t matter so much.”

“Your threats are empty until you get out of here,” Nat replied. I could see anger on her face, though. The comment about her father had scored a hit.

“Even if I don’t,” Karen said, “you’ve seen the Gantt chart. You have five years. At the most.” Her expression shifted into what was presumably supposed to be a smile, but on a Lorannic face it looked more like hunger. “Listen, that can change. This is nothing personal. We’re businesspeople. If you release me, I guarantee you not only a raise and better job title, but also a place in the protected zones once our plans enter the final phases.” She glanced at Patrick and me. “And your friends as well. Family, too.”

“And we should believe you?”