Words escape me as I take in Chloe’s manicure. Having seen Frankie’s nails, I knew how she liked to wear hers, but I had no idea that she would pick out something similar for Chloe. The nails are at least three inches long and Chloe’s hands are petite so the three inches of nail off the end just looks wrong. Not only is the length too much, but the nail shape is round at the nail bed, then sharpens to a point, making it look like a set of cat claws. The color is a neon yellow and there are some black spots which I think are supposed to be some kind of animal pattern.

“They’re not that bad.” My attempt at reassuring Chloe does not go well.

“Not that bad? Not that bad?!” Chloe yanks off the other glove and lifts both hands in front of my face. Ten claw-like highlighter yellow nails coming at me is enough to make my balls draw up. I instinctively step back.

“I can’t open a soda, Barrett.” She pulls out a can of seltzer water out of her purse and tosses it at me. I catch it with one hand.

“I’ll help you open it.” I pop it open easily. I think that only makes her madder.

“I could hardly button my skirt when I went to the bathroom.”

“I can help with that, too,” I offer. It’d be my pleasure.

She pins me with a glare.

“I can’t have you following me into bathrooms. And that’s not the point. Frankie wants me to keep them on until Friday. She’s got a photoshoot for her nail line and she loooves how cute my little hands are,” Chloe makes air quote marks around little and I nearly lose an eye, “so she told me to keep them on so she can put me in her sales book.”

I don’t know what to say but it doesn’t matter because Chloe keeps going.

“I was trying to read in the car and I ripped the page. I already scratched my leg, who knows what condition I’ll be in by Friday? It’s like Edward Scissorhands over here.” She clinks the nails together. It does make an eerie sound. “How am I going to do anything?” She sighs, her voice going quiet. “Like how am I going to touch myself? I’ll shred my labia trying to rub my clit.” She drops her head into her hands and cries, defeated.

My dick jumps at the thought of Chloe touching herself, but I force those thoughts to take a backseat to what is obviously a traumatic experience for her.

Cautiously, I step forward and gather her in my arms.

“I’d never let that happen,” I say, rubbing a hand over her back.

She presses her nose into my chest.

“We’ll figure it out,” I tell her.

“We?” She sniffles.