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Chapters (38)
  1. Cover
  2. Berkley Prime Crime titles by Rhys Bowen
  3. Title Page
  4. Copyright
  5. Dedication
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33

And if by some miracle he had come on board, then he’d find me soon enough.

Chapter 5

AT SEA ON THE BERENGARIA

JULY 12

Golly, living the life of the rich and famous at last. About to get dressed and dine at the captain’s table. Eat your heart out, Fig.

As we reached the open sea and the passage around the Isle of Wight I felt the rise and fall of the water’s swell for the first time. I hope I won’t be seasick, I thought. It would be such a waste with all that fun and those lovely meals awaiting me. I decided to go down and change for dinner. If by some miracle Darcy was on the ship, I’d be bound to see him then, if he didn’t find his way to my cabin first. I hurried eagerly along the passageway.

Queenie was standing looking out of my cabin window as I arrived. “It ain’t half going up and down, miss,” she said.

“You’ll be fine, Queenie. You’ll get used to it in no time at all. I see you’ve unpacked. Well done. Now I’d like to change for dinner.”

“What do you want to wear then? Them new pajamas what’s all the rage?”

“No, I think I’ll look sleek and sophisticated in the backless midnight blue.”

“Bob’s yer uncle,” she said. Then she paused. “Here. What kind of underwear goes with a backless dress?”

“Nothing, Queenie.”

“What, no vest? No brassiere?” (She pronounced it “brazier,” like the fire.)

I laughed. “Certainly no vest, and I’m afraid no brassiere either.”

“Blimey. You’re being a bit daring, aren’t you? What if yer boobs fall out?”

I laughed. “Queenie, the dress is made so that they don’t. Besides I don’t have your size breasts to worry about.”

She started to lay out clothes on my bed while I went to wash.

“’Ere,” she called. “What about my dinner then? Where am I supposed to eat?”

“I believe the maids’ dining room is up on the promenade deck, but you should ask Claudette. And Queenie, do try and mind your manners, won’t you? The other maids would be horrified at your language.”

“Don’t worry, miss,” she said. “I’ll be too keen on me food to do a lot of talking. I intend to eat all I can in case I feel sick later.”