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Contents ( 72)
  1. Contents
  2. 1
  3. The Prodigal Witch
  4. 2
  5. The Shamrock Cauldron Fiasco
  6. 3
  7. The Sexy Tundra Wolf
  8. 4
  9. Fried Cake and Revelations
  10. 5
  11. The Witches’ Vengeance Pact
  12. 6
  13. The Original Grimoire
  14. 7
  15. The Ring Effect
  16. 8
  17. Because You Left
  18. 9
  19. The Color of Impure Thoughts
  20. 10
  21. Upon My Mark!
  22. 11
  23. On Rolling Like a Demigoddess
  24. 12
  25. The Witch Woods
  26. 13
  27. No, No, the Ghosts Live in the Trees
  28. 14
  29. Of Orchards, Jagbags, and Best Friends
  30. 15
  31. The Candle
  32. 16
  33. Big City, Little Orphan Witch
  34. 17
  35. Petals Caught in Amber
  36. 18
  37. Things Told in Confidence
  38. 19
  39. Anomalous Artifacts
  40. 20
  41. Now That’s What You Call an Apple Corps
  42. 21
  43. This Will Always Be the Place
  44. 22
  45. You Beastly Child
  46. 23
  47. Like Starlit Oceans, or Alien Skies
  48. 24
  49. What You Do Best
  50. 25
  51. When Even Magic Fails Us
  52. 26
  53. Sly Cantrips and Tricky Spells
  54. 27
  55. Anathema
  56. 28
  57. Then They Must Forfeit
  58. 29
  59. The Word and the Dream, the Heart and the Eye
  60. 30
  61. And the Victor Is . . .
  62. 31
  63. More Than Enough
  64. Acknowledgments
  65. READERS GUIDE
  66. Questions for Discussion
  67. 1
  68. Deviously Done
  69. 2
  70. Not Enough Heart
  71. CONNECT ONLINE
  72. What’s next on your reading list?

(At that point, seduced by the idea of diveable dessert, I’d gone on a snack run to the Wicked Sweet Dessert Shoppe across the street and bought us all way too much fudge.)

“I guess there wouldn’t be much point if any of this were predictable,” I said, pinching the bridge of my nose. “Still, annoying.”

“So, do I tell Rowan to stick to the original plan?” Linden asked. “You’ll waylay Gareth this time, Tal, and let Rowan shoot his shot?”

“He’ll be expecting it this time, but yeah. Even without the element of surprise I still think it’s our best bet—as long as we don’t wind up with parallel tracks, in which case we’re likely to be screwed,” Talia added, lacing her hands behind her head and blowing through her lips. “That is, unless you two sweet summer children change your minds about the scrying mirror.”

Talia had already floated the idea of peeking into the future for a glimpse of the next challenge, so she and Rowan could prep more specifically for it, to Linden’s and my vehement double veto.

“It’s way too close to cheating,” I said again, with a brisk shake of the head. “Like, indistinguishably close. Even if I were willing to go along with it, which I’m not, the mantle would almost certainly object. Rule Twelve specifically forbids the use of any magical prescience to a combatant’s advantage.”

“But what if I accidentally had a prophetic dream—” Talia argued, widening her eyes and spreading her hands in a show of hilariously unconvincing innocence.

“Talia, no,” Lin and I said in unison, cutting her off.

“No prophetic dreams, accidental or otherwise,” I warned Talia, holding up a finger. “Swear on your witch’s soul.”

“Fine, fine,” Talia groused as she stood from the couch and wandered toward the window, its pour of sepia light gilding her face. “I swear upon my stupid soul, my word is my bond, et cetera, ugh. Goddess forbid I be allowed to do anything actually helpful.”

“So if we’re all agreed, I guess I’ll head out,” Linden said, ignoring Talia’s grousing as she gathered up her vegan leather purse and looped her teal infinity scarf around her neck. “I promised my mom I’d double-check the orchard invoices this afternoon, if I had time. See you two this weekend? And give me a shout if any emergency scheming needs to go down in the meantime.”

With a quick smile and wave over her shoulder, she disappeared through the door, footsteps clattering down the spiral staircase. Without Linden in the room, the air between us seemed to grow both heavier and lighter all at once, like some kind of quantum paradox, as the molecules between us jostled to accommodate the sudden spike in tension.

“You doing anything right now, Harlow?” Talia asked, turning from the window to look at me.

“Nope,” I said, striving for a casual tone, even though my heart had seemingly switched places with a rabid hummingbird. “What did you have in mind?”