Back Out of Character
Chapters (53)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. Chapter Two
  6. Chapter Three
  7. Chapter Four
  8. Chapter Five
  9. Chapter Six
  10. Chapter Seven
  11. Chapter Eight
  12. Chapter Nine
  13. Chapter Ten
  14. Chapter Eleven
  15. Chapter Twelve
  16. Chapter Thirteen
  17. Chapter Fourteen
  18. Chapter Fifteen
  19. Chapter Sixteen
  20. Chapter Seventeen
  21. Chapter Eighteen
  22. Chapter Nineteen
  23. Chapter Twenty
  24. Chapter Twenty-One
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  33. Chapter Thirty
  34. Chapter Thirty-One
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  43. Chapter Forty
  44. Chapter Forty-One
  45. Chapter Forty-Two
  46. Chapter Forty-Three
  47. Excerpt for Conventionally Yours
  48. Chapter One
  49. Chapter Two
  50. Book Club Treasure Hunt
  51. Acknowledgments
  52. About the Author
  53. Back Cover

“I’m getting awfully fond of this toga.” I admired myself in one of the highly polished windows. The expansive event space hosting the launch party was a beyond-swanky loft, and even the back corner where we were hanging out was modern and glitzy.

“You do look…okay.” Conrad had clearly been about to compliment me on my Neptune outfit, but then thought better of it as his über-serious boyfriend narrowed his eyes. “You look fine. Both of you.”

“Why, thank you.” Jasper adjusted his velvet jacket. No mask, but he looked dapper as ever as the Frog Wizard. The invite had specified that cosplay was encouraged, so we’d opted to go in costume. Conrad’s whole department at Odyssey had decided to go as soldier tokens, so he was in a uniform that called to mind World War I. Alden was in a nice shirt and pants, but no cosplay for him.

“You’re not chilly?” Alden asked me.

“Nah. It’s finally spring. And the costume’s grown on me.” I did a silly twirl just to make Jasper laugh. It felt so good to be here with him and his friends. Forget the exclusiveness of the event. Just making it to this point, that meant something.

“Oh my God, I think I spot another Neptune.” Jasper peered around Conrad.

“What? I’m not unique?” I pretended to pout. “At least I’m the best.”

“Yes, you are.” Jasper patted my face.

“I’d tell you two to get a room, but seeing as you’re crashing on our floor, please don’t get a room.” Conrad laughed and shook his head.

“Don’t worry.” Jasper made a dismissive gesture. “We brought sleeping bags.”

“Somehow I’m not reassured,” Alden replied dryly.

“Zippers are sexy,” I teased. Their tiny apartment was way too small for Jasper and me to do more than hold hands and whisper, but I was still looking forward to those quiet moments alone late at night. The whole launch-party experience was another adventure for us, taking the train into the city together that morning, our first little overnight trip.

“That’s all you.” Jasper gave me an indulgent look, and I almost reconsidered the whole no-fooling-around thing.

“I’m surprised no one’s asked for a pic with you yet.” Conrad stretched.

“The Neptune thing? You said there are others here. Maybe they wear the toga better…”

“Never.” Jasper pretended horror at the notion.

“You’re so loyal.” Conrad chuckled. “No, I meant the whole minor celebrity thing. I wanted to ask you for a drawing of us, but I bet your going rate is increasing by the day.”

“Have you seen the website? You fill out the form, and then the calculator I programmed tells you your approximate wait time.” Jasper was only too pleased to remind us that he’d put all sorts of bells and whistles on the website I hadn’t known I wanted until a few weeks ago.