Back Out of Character
Chapters (53)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. Chapter Two
  6. Chapter Three
  7. Chapter Four
  8. Chapter Five
  9. Chapter Six
  10. Chapter Seven
  11. Chapter Eight
  12. Chapter Nine
  13. Chapter Ten
  14. Chapter Eleven
  15. Chapter Twelve
  16. Chapter Thirteen
  17. Chapter Fourteen
  18. Chapter Fifteen
  19. Chapter Sixteen
  20. Chapter Seventeen
  21. Chapter Eighteen
  22. Chapter Nineteen
  23. Chapter Twenty
  24. Chapter Twenty-One
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  33. Chapter Thirty
  34. Chapter Thirty-One
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  43. Chapter Forty
  44. Chapter Forty-One
  45. Chapter Forty-Two
  46. Chapter Forty-Three
  47. Excerpt for Conventionally Yours
  48. Chapter One
  49. Chapter Two
  50. Book Club Treasure Hunt
  51. Acknowledgments
  52. About the Author
  53. Back Cover

I’ll be there, I texted even as the skin of my lower back prickled. I hated the idea of being embarrassed in front of anyone, but if this was the price of Jasper’s help, so be it. He’d probably enjoy my discomfort, damn him. And the worst thing was that I couldn’t say I blamed him. I’d been a shit to him in high school, and I’d been the one to trash the best friendship I’d ever had. No one’s fault but mine.

Eventually I made it back to the apartment. As usual, Luther and James had taken over the living room, chip wrappers and beer bottles surrounding them as they battled in some first-person shooter game.

“Hey.” Nodding in my direction, Luther stretched. The two of them had probably been at the game all day because the place reeked. Funny how they loved hating on nerds even as they were obsessed with wreaking fictional carnage. “You were late last night.”

“What the hell? You his mom now?” Not even looking up from his controller, James made a pinched face, like even this amount of interaction was physically painful for him.

“Nah.” Luther made a dismissive gesture. “I just want someone here to have gotten lucky last night. Damn sure wasn’t me.”

Lucky. My stomach gave a fresh roll. “It was all right.”

“Eff those gamers, man. Serious lack of estrogen in their crowd if you know what I mean.” Luther laughed at his own brilliance, but I didn’t. “Was there even any booze?”

“Some.” I shrugged. In my pocket, my phone buzzed. A weird thrill raced up my spine. Was it Jasper again? More warnings not to ghost him? I wanted to see, but no way in hell was I looking right then.

“Lame.” Attention already drifting back to the game, Luther jostled James’s shoulder. “Idiot. I wasn’t ready yet.”

“You never are. You guys gonna yak all night or what?”

“Or what. I need food.” I headed to the kitchen and found that the jar of peanut butter I’d put in the fridge Friday along with a loaf of bread were both gone.

“Not cool, guys, not cool,” I yelled, only to get curses back. Screw having roommates. I found a dusty can of soup instead and heated it up before retreating to my room so I could check my phone in peace. My room was the tiniest and the coldest, slightly bigger than a closet with space for a single bed, a small desk, and little else.

I flipped on my space heater and wrapped up in my comforter as soon as I finished the soup. And yup, my message was from Jasper.

Just remembered that you and search engines don’t get along. This is Prince Neptune. If you see him on any cards, do NOT part with them, no matter how much you drink.