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Chapters (53)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. Chapter Two
  6. Chapter Three
  7. Chapter Four
  8. Chapter Five
  9. Chapter Six
  10. Chapter Seven
  11. Chapter Eight
  12. Chapter Nine
  13. Chapter Ten
  14. Chapter Eleven
  15. Chapter Twelve
  16. Chapter Thirteen
  17. Chapter Fourteen
  18. Chapter Fifteen
  19. Chapter Sixteen
  20. Chapter Seventeen
  21. Chapter Eighteen
  22. Chapter Nineteen
  23. Chapter Twenty
  24. Chapter Twenty-One
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  33. Chapter Thirty
  34. Chapter Thirty-One
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  43. Chapter Forty
  44. Chapter Forty-One
  45. Chapter Forty-Two
  46. Chapter Forty-Three
  47. Excerpt for Conventionally Yours
  48. Chapter One
  49. Chapter Two
  50. Book Club Treasure Hunt
  51. Acknowledgments
  52. About the Author
  53. Back Cover

“Knock it off,” I said to Luther. My stomach issued a Category 5 hurricane warning. It might have been a little dramatic, but I swore I could feel my entire future hinging on the next few minutes. My stomach could deal. “Let him pass.”

“I’m so sorry, Zeus. Or is it Apollo? Sorry. I didn’t pay attention to ancient history.” Luther laughed harshly.

“It’s Prince Neptune.” I pulled myself up to my full height, which was taller than Luther and wider than James. “And you both need to cut it out.”

“Or what?” James shook his head. “Since when do you hang out with Quigley, anyway?”

“You don’t know everything about me.”

“Clearly.” Luther swept his gaze over my costume again, openly mocking. “Like I said, you’d better be careful. People might get the wrong idea.”

“Right here, guys,” Jasper said from behind me, tone still dripping with irritation.

“Or maybe they’ll get the right one.” My stomach was in full-out revolt now, bile burning my throat, but I forced my hand backward, fumbling for Jasper’s. Holding his hand at the ball had been scary, but this right now was like the difference between a high dive and skydiving. With an iffy parachute. And the landing zone was on fire. But whatever. I was doing it.

Jasper inhaled sharply but he didn’t flinch away, grabbing my hand back, not letting go.

“Okay. Very funny.” Luther rolled his eyes as if there was no way I was serious.

“I don’t have time for this shit.” James yanked his cart past Luther’s.

“No. No way.” Tilting his head, Luther quirked his mouth like he might be seeing me for the first time ever. My clammy skin broke out in goose bumps under the scrutiny, yet I held firm to Jasper.

“There’s no room in my life for you…experimenting, Lionetti.”

“It’s not your life. It’s mine.” Even as my muscles started to quiver, I still stared James down.

“No, I meant that literally. No room. You can pack up your crap and get the fuck out.” James’s expression was as hard as his tone.

“Yeah.” Luther sounded more resigned than mad. “Way to choose that—”

I cut him off with a growl. “Watch it.”

“Everything okay here?” An older portly security officer stepped off the elevator and strode toward us. Heck. All we needed was someone to have complained about our argument.

“Yup, Officer.” James spared me a last glare before steering his cart toward the elevators. “Moving on. Moving the F on.”

“You do that.” I scowled back until they were both out of sight.

“You need me to call the cleaning company supervisor?” the guard asked. “I know how much the kids love the costumed visitors like you two. That cleaning company’s workers are supposed to stick to the remodel on the next level up.”