Back Out of Character
Chapters (53)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. Chapter Two
  6. Chapter Three
  7. Chapter Four
  8. Chapter Five
  9. Chapter Six
  10. Chapter Seven
  11. Chapter Eight
  12. Chapter Nine
  13. Chapter Ten
  14. Chapter Eleven
  15. Chapter Twelve
  16. Chapter Thirteen
  17. Chapter Fourteen
  18. Chapter Fifteen
  19. Chapter Sixteen
  20. Chapter Seventeen
  21. Chapter Eighteen
  22. Chapter Nineteen
  23. Chapter Twenty
  24. Chapter Twenty-One
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  33. Chapter Thirty
  34. Chapter Thirty-One
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  43. Chapter Forty
  44. Chapter Forty-One
  45. Chapter Forty-Two
  46. Chapter Forty-Three
  47. Excerpt for Conventionally Yours
  48. Chapter One
  49. Chapter Two
  50. Book Club Treasure Hunt
  51. Acknowledgments
  52. About the Author
  53. Back Cover

“I’ll help.” Jasper grabbed a stack of plates and handed me cups and flatware. We made fast work of setting the table for five and were finishing up as April came bounding down the stairs, looking chipper as ever.

“Neptune! You came!”

“Oof.” I wasn’t expecting either her hug or its strength, but she hugged us both before stepping back. She had Jasper’s habit of bouncing on her feet when excited.

“Tell me everything about last night. Even the boring parts.”

“There were a lot of boring parts.” Jasper gave her an indulgent smile. I could see why they were so close, and not simply because they were the last two Quigley kids at home. They had the same mannerisms and even the same sense of humor. “A lot of the rich old guys didn’t even wear costumes.”

“Losers.” April rolled her eyes.

“Huh. I hadn’t thought of it that way.” I’d been so caught up in what they had thought of me that it hadn’t occurred to me to judge them in return. As soon as April said it, though, I had to agree that not wearing a costume to a costume ball was slightly rude.

“If I were rich, I’d have a whole wardrobe of different costumes. Like Kellan but even more so. Like, what’s the point of money if you don’t have fun occasionally?” Beaming, April took a seat at the table.

“True.” I sat next to her, both to keep talking and because it seemed safer somehow than sitting with Jasper, all but waving a sign that we were a couple now. Which wasn’t untrue, but it would be nice if Jasper’s mom at least tolerated me somewhat before she figured that out.

“If you won the lottery, what would you do?” Leaning forward, April talked with her whole body, exactly how Jasper got when excited.

“Uh…” Guys like me didn’t get lucky like that, but I didn’t want to spoil her fun. I closed my eyes briefly, trying to visualize. “Get my mom a better place. Repay Bruno for…some stuff. Move to an apartment on my own, no more roommates. Maybe…look at taking some art classes.”

“Those aren’t bad wishes.” Jasper’s mom sounded slightly less irritated as she set a steaming platter of broccoli on the table. Jasper sprang up to help her with the rest of the food while April bellowed for their dad.

“Something smells delicious.” Wearing an old T-shirt advertising a basketball team that no longer existed, Mr. Quigley ambled into the dining room. Like Jasper’s mom, he had a cool nod for me. “Milo. Good you could join us.”