Back Out of Character
Chapters (53)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. Chapter Two
  6. Chapter Three
  7. Chapter Four
  8. Chapter Five
  9. Chapter Six
  10. Chapter Seven
  11. Chapter Eight
  12. Chapter Nine
  13. Chapter Ten
  14. Chapter Eleven
  15. Chapter Twelve
  16. Chapter Thirteen
  17. Chapter Fourteen
  18. Chapter Fifteen
  19. Chapter Sixteen
  20. Chapter Seventeen
  21. Chapter Eighteen
  22. Chapter Nineteen
  23. Chapter Twenty
  24. Chapter Twenty-One
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  33. Chapter Thirty
  34. Chapter Thirty-One
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  43. Chapter Forty
  44. Chapter Forty-One
  45. Chapter Forty-Two
  46. Chapter Forty-Three
  47. Excerpt for Conventionally Yours
  48. Chapter One
  49. Chapter Two
  50. Book Club Treasure Hunt
  51. Acknowledgments
  52. About the Author
  53. Back Cover

“First time for everything.” And speaking of first times, I had packed my bag as carefully as I’d showered. I couldn’t wait for later.

My nerves were dancing even before Jasper winked at me. “We’re coming back here afterward, right?”

“Better be.” I pulled out my costume and finished the job Jasper had started on my buttons.

“Why do you have to torture me?” Jasper moaned as I put the shirt and my jeans on his chair. “It’s like eating a double chocolate doughnut in front of me.”

“Don’t look at me like that,” I warned. The appreciation in his eyes was a drug I couldn’t get enough of.

“Or what? You’ll drag me back to bed?” Even though he sounded hopeful, he went ahead and started getting his own costume ready.

“Dude. You did get a bow tie.” I gestured at the fancy upgrades to his outfit.

“Kellan came through. New hose too.” He preened as he adjusted his velvet breeches. Kellan had fashioned him a matching coat with long tails and a jaunty lavender bow tie.

“It’s a mirror image of my drawing,” I marveled, circling him.

“Kellan’s good. But so are you. He loved your drawing. Expect him to ask you for one of him and Jasmine. Make him pay. No more freebies.” He wagged a finger in my face. “Both of them have loaded parents.”

“Feels weird drawing for other people, let alone taking their money.” I scratched the back of my neck.

“Customers, Milo. They’re called customers.” He tugged his costume this way and that as he examined himself in the mirror on the back side of his closet door. “How many fifty-dollar drawings do you think it would take to cover your moving fees?”

“I shouldn’t have told you that I called,” I grumbled as he left the mirror to come and hug me from behind.

“Sure you should have.”

I’d called on Thursday morning after a spectacular Wednesday evening of pizza and making out followed by returning to my cold and empty little room and having to listen to Luther and James argue over their game. I needed out of that place. So I’d called. And talked with a very nice graduate student in charge of finding a new roommate for a group house close to Professor Tuttle’s place in the historic district. They weren’t doing formal applications, but they did require an interview with the housemates and two references.

I didn’t have the first idea of how to act at an interview with a bunch of über-geniuses. But at the same time, I kept seeing that rainbow on the flyer. I could have Jasper over and no one would likely care. I could put up my drawings, and maybe my bread and peanut butter would remain unstolen. I wanted that vision so much my muscles ached, but I wasn’t sure how to get it.