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Chapters (40)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Chapter 1
  5. Chapter 2
  6. Chapter 3
  7. Chapter 4
  8. Chapter 5
  9. Chapter 6
  10. Chapter 7
  11. Chapter 8
  12. Chapter 9
  13. Chapter 10
  14. Chapter 11
  15. Chapter 12
  16. Chapter 13
  17. Chapter 14
  18. Chapter 15
  19. Chapter 16
  20. Chapter 17
  21. Chapter 18
  22. Chapter 19
  23. Chapter 20
  24. Chapter 21
  25. Chapter 22
  26. Chapter 23
  27. Chapter 24
  28. Chapter 25
  29. Chapter 26
  30. Chapter 27
  31. Chapter 28
  32. Chapter 29
  33. Chapter 30
  34. Chapter 31
  35. Chapter 32
  36. Chapter 33
  37. Chapter 34
  38. Chapter 35
  39. Historical Note
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“She can’t really aspire to being queen one day!” Vera laughed and reached across to take a cigarette from Coco’s gold case.

My breakfast had just arrived and I fell upon it as if I hadn’t had a meal in months. I suppose fear can make people hungry. But I was only halfway through the eggs and bacon when Mummy’s maid appeared.

“Madame, you have a visitor. I have shown her into the drawing room.” And she handed Mummy a calling card on a silver salver—all terribly proper, which made me surmise immediately that the guest expected that kind of formality. Mummy took the card.

“Good God,” she said, and she flicked it across the table to Vera and Coco. “Lady Groper has turned up.”

Chapter 25

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Chapter 25

January 27, 1933
At Villa Marguerite and later at Sir Toby’s villa.
Lovely day. I only wish I could enjoy it.

Lady Groper was sitting very upright on one of the small gilt chairs and got to her feet as Mummy entered, followed, I have to confess, by the rest of us, who weren’t about to miss anything. She was dressed in very English tweeds, in spite of the weather, and her face looked old and gaunt.

“I realize you don’t know me and I have no right to call upon you,” she said, holding out her hand. “I’m Margaret Groper. I only know you as the Duchess of Rannoch, which title I know you no longer hold. Apart from that as Claire Daniels, but I presume that is your stage name.”

“Claire Daniels will do perfectly,” Mummy said, “since I believe I’m officially still Mrs. Homer Clegg—the last man I was married to, a Texas oil millionaire who found religion and won’t divorce me. Of all the husbands’ names to get stuck with!” She motioned to the chair. “Please do sit down. Would you like some coffee?”

“I only take tea in the mornings,” Lady Groper said, perching herself, birdlike, once more on the chair, “but at the moment I feel more like a good, stiff brandy.”

“Brandy it shall be, then,” Mummy said, turning back to the maid who was hovering in the doorway.

“I wasn’t being serious, Mrs. Daniels,” Lady Groper said. “It’s only ten o’clock in the morning.”

“If you need it and want it, who cares about the hour?” Mummy shrugged. “A cognac for Milady, please, Claudette.”

“It’s very good of you.” Lady Groper looked inquiringly at the rest of us, who were loitering. “I’m afraid I haven’t been introduced to these ladies.”

“Forgive me. This is Madame Chanel, Mrs. Bate Lombardi and my daughter, Georgiana Rannoch.”

“Oh, so you’re the one!” Lady Groper’s eyes hardened as she looked at me.

“Yes, I discovered your husband’s body, I’m afraid,” I said, not sure what she was hinting.