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Chapters (50)
  1. Cover
  2. Chapter 1
  3. Chapter 2
  4. Chapter 3
  5. Chapter 4
  6. Chapter 5
  7. Chapter 6
  8. Chapter 7
  9. Chapter 8
  10. Chapter 9
  11. Chapter 10
  12. Chapter 11
  13. Chapter 12
  14. Chapter 13
  15. Chapter 14
  16. Chapter 15
  17. Chapter 16
  18. Chapter 17
  19. Chapter 18
  20. Chapter 19
  21. Chapter 20
  22. Chapter 21
  23. Chapter 22
  24. Chapter 23
  25. Chapter 24
  26. Chapter 25
  27. Chapter 26
  28. Chapter 27
  29. Chapter 28
  30. Chapter 29
  31. Chapter 30
  32. Chapter 31
  33. Chapter 32
  34. Chapter 33
  35. Chapter 34
  36. Chapter 35
  37. Chapter 36
  38. Chapter 37
  39. Chapter 38
  40. Chapter 39
  41. Chapter 40
  42. Chapter 41
  43. Chapter 42
  44. Chapter 43
  45. Chapter 44
  46. Chapter 45
  47. Chapter 46
  48. Chapter 47
  49. Chapter 48
  50. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

It kept going like that as we made our rounds and Grandma filled the grocery cart. Men shook my hand, fierce grabs and squeezes so tight my fingers ached afterward. Ladies curtsied before me, offered their hands for me to kiss. Everyone smiled at us. It was like we were celebrities.

“So sorry to hear about your momma,” said one old man, and his wife nudged him. “That is to say, glad you’ve come to stay with us, despite the circumstances.”

“It’s okay,” I said. “Thanks for saying sorry about my mom.”

The man bowed to me. I mean, he just bent over and lowered his head like I was supposed to bless him or something. I thought Murphy’s eyes were going to pop out of her head the way she stared at me. I didn’t know what to do, so I just bowed back. That seemed to do the trick. His wife smiled at me and yanked him away.

“What a strange man,” I whispered as we turned down the canned goods aisle.

“That’s old Wilmer Jenkins,” said Grandma. “Not a bad fellow, if a bit obsequious. You know what obsequious means?”

“It means he’s a kiss-ass,” said Murphy. “A right regular brownnoser.”

“You are correct, Murphy,” said Grandma. “If vulgar as always.”

Murphy shrugged. “Mom always said to say it like you mean it and call bullshit wherever you see it.”

“Yes,” said Grandma, “that certainly does sound like your mother.”

“What the hell is going on here?” said Murphy. “I mean, who dresses up to buy groceries?”

“Benign is a quaint town,” said Grandma. “Very particular in its ways.”

“This is fucking weird.”

“Language,” said Grandma. “Also, Murphy, can we try to be a little more congenial? These are your neighbors.”

A man with a red mustache bustled down the aisle and shook my hand.

“Pleasure to meet you, son, it truly is,” he said. “And Mena, how’s my boy doing out on the lot?”

“Quite well,” said Grandma. “Murphy, Lee, have you all met Stephens yet? Boy who lives out in the tenant house? This is his father, Mr. Brownderville.”

“We haven’t met any of the tenants except for Cass,” I said.

Murphy shot me a look, but I pretended not to notice.

“Well, I’d be honored if you dropped by and introduced yourself,” said Mr. Brownderville. “He’s a good boy, and faithful. A chip off the old block, I do hope.”

“You can be certain of that,” said Grandma with a smile.

I had no idea what that meant. It was like Grandma and all the other people in town shared this secret that none of them were going to let Murphy and me in on. But I knew that somehow we were at the center of it.